It's Official# Who wants to marry a poor college student?

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I am now accepting applications for husbands/brides. Then I will pick the winner(s) who will have the priveledge of marrying* yours truely .
Post a resum? stating your qualifications, likes/dislikes, a/s/l, and anything else that may entice me to choose you

Good luck and god speed









*marriage only legal in interland. We shall not go around calling each other wifey/husbandy. I will forget that we are married in approximately 2 days. I reserve the right to keep the house and any resulting offspring/livestock

 

[Bonochick]

I'm Kat, and I don't like steak.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

very succinct. I like that

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Submission:

 

[ABEL]

no one consultled me about these applications

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

read the fine print


cujo:

 

[ABEL]

maybe i wanted to share

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

 

[Pinball Wizard]

you can have the kids
I claim the memories and monogrammed accessories.

 

[ABEL]

so can i share too wifey? huh huh?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

that'll be up to the my future spouses to decide. this about marrying broke college students

 

[ABEL]

the more the merrier

 

[bono_man2002]

oh but i'll have nowhere to go after 2 days...
i'll be HOMELESSSSSS

 

[zoney!]

*We shall not go around calling each other wifey/husbandy.

THANK YOU

 

[DrTeeth]

Submission

Hi my name is DrTeeth and for the first time I realise that the song Submission from the Sex Pistols is not about some mission on board of a submarine.

Thanks to you Pinball Wizard

 

[meegannie]

Not me.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I'm a poor college student.
I am getting my MRS degree.
this train is moving fast, get on board quickly!

 

[Ody]

well.

I onCe tried to ask out a poor College student, and it didn't go very well.

ACtually that was more than onCe.

Why would marriage be better?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I am not satisfied with the applications thus far



I need more information on what you can do for ME !

 

[southern]

how bout poor college student seaking rich husband?
put me on that list

 

[Mr. BAW]

Marry me and you won't be a poor college $tudent and you al$o get BAW with 3 brother$

And that's not all...if you pick me, you get what'$ behind curtain number 3 !!!!

What'$ is gonna be That $hannon??????

 

[ABEL]

if my wifey marries mr. baw...does that make me mrs. bumper?

 

[Mr. BAW]

If she marries the BAW's, your toast sister!

 

[Salome]

I have a lot of money
I'm lazy and at best not ugly
I can't do many things except for my job
so yeah

 

[ABEL]

If she marries the BAW's, your toast sister!

 

[Aralitia]

I am working towards a degree
I have no money
I don't do anything
I don't like many things
I don't like many people

 

[JessicaAnn]

I have a lot of money
I'm lazy and at best not ugly
I can't do many things except for my job
so yeah

I want you

 

[Mr. BAW]

That Shannon?????????????????

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

That Shannon chooses BC, Cujo, Mr BAW, Salome, and Aralita. what a wild wedding night this is going to be . Anyone who wants to join us on our joyous day (read: give us gifts) can meet us at McDonalds for the reception.

 

[Mr. BAW]

That Shannon chooses BC, Cujo, Mr BAW, Salome, and Aralita. what a wild wedding night this is going to be . Anyone who wants to join us on our joyous day (read: give us gifts) can meet us at McDonalds for the reception.

I am honored and the first to reply, therefore, I am!!!!!!!!!!!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX THAT SHANNON!

Age has its perks!
Age is just a #!!!!

your're the best That Shannon!

ps. the best hair hmmm...