It's Official: Who needs the Discovery Channel?

[martha]

When you live with a cat.


For instance: at 3:34 AM this very morning, I was pleased to learn that rats scream when mortally wounded.

I also learned that cats are capable of dirty looks when you won't allow snacking in the living room.

Some of you will be relieved (or perhaps disappointed) to know that this time I slipped my nightgown on to go get the shovel out of the shed in the middle of the fucking night.

 

[Screaming Flower]

 

[JessicaAnn]

I was pleased to learn that rats scream when mortally wounded.

Interesting ... I'll keep that in mind.

Does Mickey Mouse scream when he's mortally wounded?

 

[BAW]

I'm disappointed...you usually conduct these missions naked

 

[martha]

Well, the rat was still twitching, and I felt a little, um, exposed.

 

[madamadam]

random rat fact of the day:
the females can store the male sperm after mating if the conditions aren't right for more babies (i need to cut down on the discovery channel)

 

[Mr. BAW]

Did you ever consider that Jake's sole mission was to get you nekkid and to himself during the wee-morning hours?????
The rat was merely a distraction!!!!

 

[fah]

Two thoughts are going through my mind....

Cat attacked rat outside and brought it in

and

Cat found rat inside house and then attacked

 

[martha]

Cat attacked rat outside and brought it in

It's this one. We have fruit trees and a ditch by where we live. He brings in birds and rats now and then. Only the raccoons come in on their own.

 

[martha]

Did you ever consider that Jake's sole mission was to get you nekkid and to himself during the wee-morning hours?????
The rat was merely a distraction!!!!

Steve has accused Jake of being my boyfriend before.

 

[Doozer61]

nekkid woman with shovel

 

[fah]

It's this one. We have fruit trees and a ditch by where we live. He brings in birds and rats now and then. Only the raccoons come in on their own.

I guess that's a good thing

We find the occasional raccoon in our garage too. I don't like finding the skunks.

 

[Ody]

random rat fact of the day:
the females can store the male sperm after mating if the conditions aren't right for more babies (i need to cut down on the discovery channel)

And inevitably the discussion of the discovery channel turns to sex...

 

[martha]

nekkid woman with shovel

 

[Doozer61]

And inevitably the discussion of the discovery channel turns to sex...

at least i didn't say

nekkid woman with shovel

in bed

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

kinky!

 

[martha]

Shovels in bed=disaster

Sharp edges you know!!

 

[Doozer61]

is that a shovel in your pocket....

 

[Salome]

Interesting ... I'll keep that in mind.

Does Mickey Mouse scream when he's mortally wounded?

yes

 

[JessicaAnn]

That's what I thought ...

 

[Ody]

at least i didn't say
nekkid woman with shovel
in bed

Let's not start that again!

 

[zoney!]

Shovels in bed=disaster

Sharp edges you know!!

BonnieG and Clydelistener love sharp shovels!