Hey BC-
Did you have those people come and redesign your closet so that you could fit them in there. Maybe I watch too many of those commercials...
BC: "Yes, I'd like to have this closet redesigned so I can hold three people hostage....ermmm I mean, keep them safe in case of absolute emergency."
Closet World Rep: "Are you sure you just don't want two more shelves and a shoe rack?"
BC: "See I'm kinda set on this whole "prison...." I mean, "panic-room" closet concept."
Closet World Rep: "I'll see what we can do..."