IT'S OFFICIAL #Waterbed Exit

**Bonochick** · 06-17-2005, 07:41 AM

Dammit! I hate having a waterbed!

My boyfriend has instructed me numerous times on the proper exit procedure...how you gotta roll yourself. Oh, I roll myself, all right...right onto the floor.

What's my problem?

*pause*

Or do I not want to know?

Ody · 06-17-2005, 07:44 AM

*Note:

It is imperative that you roll at such an angle that your feet hit the floor first!

Do not do this upside down, or you will land on your head.

**Sicy** · 06-17-2005, 08:02 AM

hiphop · 06-17-2005, 08:28 AM

I had a double-waterbed once, was the first bed I bought when I was 19, lol... but suddenly after a party there was a small hole which I couldn´t find. and the heater was ruined, you always gotta heat that damn stuff...

however people liked it. They started to call me freak shortly after that.

**Bonochick** · 06-17-2005, 08:43 AM

One nice thing about a waterbed is that if my boyfriend snores, I make a big movement, and he gets shifted into a new position so that he stops snoring.

It doesn't ALWAYS work though.

Since telling him that...he says he uses that move on me too. But that's impossible because I never snore!

zonelistener · 06-19-2005, 06:00 PM

What is a "double" water bed?

Cleasai · 06-19-2005, 09:05 PM

"Double" refers to it's size. It's roughly about the size of a Full (which is of course the next size up from the Twin). Doubles are predominately found outside of the US because of the fact that we have the Full Size. You can still find them out there though.

~Your local home furnishings expert

fah · 06-19-2005, 09:08 PM

When I met Mr fah he had a queen sized water bed.

I didn't like it.

Mr fah liked me.

He got rid of the bed.

Sparkysgrrrl · 06-20-2005, 09:41 AM

I thought waterbeds were really cool when I was 5.
But as an adult it just seems like it would make certain things more....tricky.

Doozer61 · 06-20-2005, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fah
When I met Mr fah he had a queen sized water bed.

I didn't like it.

Mr fah liked me.

He got rid of the bed.

ABEL · 06-20-2005, 11:02 PM

i misread the thread title as 'waterbed exhibit'

**Bonochick** · 06-21-2005, 05:10 AM

Waterbed Exhibitionist would have been better.

Doozer61 · 06-21-2005, 05:58 AM

)(odiaca · 06-21-2005, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sparkysgrrrl
I thought waterbeds were really cool when I was 5.
But as an adult it just seems like it would make certain things more....tricky.

..and across all ages a plethora of trips to the bathroom.

zonelistener · 06-22-2005, 07:15 PM

well hello there stranger in a strange land.....

06-17-2005, 07:41 AM	#1
Bonochick Halloweenhead Forum Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cherry Lane Posts: 40,820 Local Time: 02:27 PM	IT'S OFFICIAL#Waterbed Exit Dammit! I hate having a waterbed! My boyfriend has instructed me numerous times on the proper exit procedure...how you gotta roll yourself. Oh, I roll myself, all right...right onto the floor. What's my problem? pause Or do I not want to know? __________________ __________________ "Knight in shining Zubaz." Bonochick [at] interference.com

06-17-2005, 07:44 AM	#2
Ody Refugee Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fort Wayne, IN Posts: 1,715 Local Time: 10:27 AM	*Note: It is imperative that you roll at such an angle that your feet hit the floor first! Do not do this upside down, or you will land on your head. __________________

06-17-2005, 08:02 AM	#3
Sicy Sizzlin' Sicilian Forum Administrator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 71,100 Local Time: 11:27 AM	__________________

06-17-2005, 08:43 AM	#5
Bonochick Halloweenhead Forum Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cherry Lane Posts: 40,820 Local Time: 02:27 PM	One nice thing about a waterbed is that if my boyfriend snores, I make a big movement, and he gets shifted into a new position so that he stops snoring. It doesn't ALWAYS work though. Since telling him that...he says he uses that move on me too. But that's impossible because I never snore! __________________ "Knight in shining Zubaz." Bonochick [at] interference.com

06-21-2005, 05:10 AM	#12
Bonochick Halloweenhead Forum Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cherry Lane Posts: 40,820 Local Time: 02:27 PM	Waterbed Exhibitionist would have been better. __________________ "Knight in shining Zubaz." Bonochick [at] interference.com

06-17-2005, 08:28 AM	#4
hiphop Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: in the jungle Posts: 7,410 Local Time: 08:27 PM	I had a double-waterbed once, was the first bed I bought when I was 19, lol... but suddenly after a party there was a small hole which I couldn´t find. and the heater was ruined, you always gotta heat that damn stuff... however people liked it. They started to call me freak shortly after that.

06-19-2005, 06:00 PM	#6
zonelistener ONE love, blood, life Join Date: May 2001 Location: six convenient metro locations Posts: 14,747 Local Time: 01:27 PM	What is a "double" water bed?

06-19-2005, 09:05 PM	#7
Cleasai Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: 32° N 117° W Posts: 3,773 Local Time: 11:27 AM	"Double" refers to it's size. It's roughly about the size of a Full (which is of course the next size up from the Twin). Doubles are predominately found outside of the US because of the fact that we have the Full Size. You can still find them out there though. ~Your local home furnishings expert

06-19-2005, 09:08 PM	#8
fah Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In my house with the rest of fahs Posts: 20,147 Local Time: 10:27 AM	When I met Mr fah he had a queen sized water bed. I didn't like it. Mr fah liked me. He got rid of the bed.

06-20-2005, 09:41 AM	#9
Sparkysgrrrl War Child Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under the table and screaming Posts: 754 Local Time: 10:27 AM	I thought waterbeds were really cool when I was 5. But as an adult it just seems like it would make certain things more....tricky.

06-20-2005, 11:02 PM	#11
ABEL An Angel In Devil's Shoes Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Netherlands Posts: 18,844 Local Time: 12:27 PM	i misread the thread title as 'waterbed exhibit'

06-21-2005, 05:58 AM	#13
Doozer61 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Setting up house on Scooter's Star Posts: 20,218 Local Time: 10:27 AM

06-22-2005, 07:15 PM	#15
zonelistener ONE love, blood, life Join Date: May 2001 Location: six convenient metro locations Posts: 14,747 Local Time: 01:27 PM	well hello there stranger in a strange land..... __________________

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