It's Official: The Best Of 2001-2002

[Bonochick]

Looking through IO...we have threads that go back to 2001. Your mission...find the best past threads or parts of threads and link them, post them, quote them...whatever!! Pick the ones you like and share them!

Bring back the memories!!!

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Truth or Dare

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Someone once told me women were like cats: spoiled little pricesses who only give affection when THEY want to.

Dogs are like men: drooling, slobbering idiots.

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The Day I Showed Up At April's House Unexpectedly

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1000 Reasons Why Asstrap Is Lame

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Pirate Jokes

 

[Bonochick]

"It's Paint Time!"

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i'd have to go with my important announcement which wasn't posted here, but it should've been.

 

[Bonochick]

did you just post pengie nipples?


*scandalized*

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February 6th, 2002: Salome's Ball

Salome: "the ball has seen things none of you will ever see"

Calluna: "I'm not surprised. I have suspected that Adam and Salome's ball were having an affair for years. All the signs were there if you think about it."

scatteroflight: "I didn't know the ball was female..."

Screaming Flower: "salome's ball is a girl ball?! this explains a lot."

Sicy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It's gay."

Salome: "it's a very gay ball / it tells jokes and all / we have lots of laughs together"

ACROB@T:

 

[ABEL]

I can't remember the title of the thread....I even posted it...

But one of my favorites was when I was bored and the thread broke everyone's computers

 

[Bonochick]

Originally posted by Salome on 11-4-01
I love polls

do you:
a) love polls as much as Salome does
b) don't care about polls and think Salome should shake it somewhere else
c) have no opinon on this subject, but still think Salome is cool

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A Beautiful Day Of Change

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Sicy's 1 Year Interference Anniversary

(I'm ashamed that I did not reply to that thread... )

 

[Bonochick]

only 85% of Interference has stopped talking to me
so far

I've still got a few more good months left in me though
I'm aiming for 96%

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And I didn't see that Al Gore had #429 already. Oh well, screw him!

 

[Bonochick]

IO personals

Hi, my name is basstrap, or 'big bass'
I'm a single white male looking for a living female.
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you only need be breathing...to any capacity
if you are, then call me. 555-JIVE

so just to recap
single white male looking for living, breathing female. I draw the line on nonhuman-species but outside that I'm game for any living, breathing femalian.
thank-you for you time
Big Bass

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woohoo, sleep is for losers


well, I'm off to bed now

 

[Bonochick]

BC & Basstrap: 6-28-02 (It all started with a typo...)

Basstrap: "thats an awesome atory!!"

BC: "Yep...that atory rocks...that atory kicks ass more than any other atory I have ever seen..."

Basstrap:

BC: "So much violence, asstrap...*sigh*"

Basstrap: "oh you have your coming, BC....you have your coming

arg!!

women!! "

BC: "No kidding!!!!!!!!!! Imagine, a creature as smart as a woman, poppin' out a freak like you!!!!!!!!! What happened???????"

Basstrap: "oh yeah...
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well...
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Women don't have brains....your stupid
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er..."

BC: "ACTUALLY.....it would be "you're stupid" not "your stupid". By saying "your stupid", you are talking about the stupid I own, which makes no sense. However, "you're stupid" means "you are stupid", which DOES make sense!!!!!!!!!"

Basstrap: "touche"

meegannie: "....maybe Bass was saying he is your "stupid," Bonochick. As in, "Yes, I apparently can be that dumb, but at least I'm YOUR stupid." Like he wants to belong to you and be put on a lease "

BC: "Oh???? Can I LEASE him out to you??????????????????????

God, I looooooooove typos!!!!!!!!!"

Basstrap: "*adds meegannie to his blacklist*"

meegannie: "ARRRRGGGHHHH!!! You replied while I was editing! Curse you, Bonochick!

But, yes, you can."

Salome: "wouldn't that be 'touch?' ??"

Basstrap: "it should be but I don't know how to make the accent.
I'm stupid remember!!"

 

[daisybean]

Hi BC

What is with the similiar threads that the bottom of the screen?

New Gadget Elvis found?

He is so good to us.

Sorry...didn't mean to interrupt, continue with your bestest threads.

 

[Bonochick]

Hi, daisy!

I was just reading one of Elvis's journal entries...yeah, it's a new thing he added!!

Speaking of adding...

Add to this thread!!!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

Aftering hearing daisybean's story of her 2 new pairs of glasses...

Originally posted by Screaming Flower on 9-4-02
that's no fun daisy.

it sounds like you have grandma eyes.

 

[daisybean]

Okay I just picked a random page...and I found a thread that I think is very funny, considering the current nature of IO threads.

Melon is ahead of his time

 

[Bonochick]

Bassy Invents A New Word...

Originally posted by Basstrap on 11-27-02

Somebody has tamponed with my sig

 

[Bonochick]

zoney & his big spatula: 3-20-02

Screaming Flower: "now playing in the porn forum: zoney and his big spatula."

Sicy: "Now available in a wide variety of colors and sizes !"

~LadyLemon~: "So, do you use that spatula for cooking or slapping booty?"

zonelistener: "All of the above, and so many more uses!"

 

[Bonochick]

For Anybody Who Says I'm Heartless...

Originally posted by Bonochick on 3-18-02
Somebody said I was a horrible, horrible person...they speak like I'm heartless...

Well, for your information...I have a heart...


In a jar...

Next to my computer...

Named Bernice Q. Butterworth...

 

[Bonochick]

Originally posted by S|aney on 3-17-02

While Bono's at the tip of the heart, Edge finally loses it

 

[Bonochick]

Bassy educates us all on Rex the Runt

 

[Bonochick]

I just really loved this thread!!!!

Except for the part about DrTeeth skinning Whiskers and making a balloon out of her...excuse me, HIM...since he apparently doesn't know the gender of my lovely kitty.

 

[Bonochick]

What A Sweetie...Who Could Forget This??

ACROB@T and his generosity

 

[Cleasai]

Goshness, I feel kinda like a stranger looking in with all of these IO memories. I guess I'll just quote some recent one-liners that I thought were humorus.

Bonochick: "Cleasai, you look good, won't you back that ass up?"

Meegannie: "And, yes, I'm going to get married in a prom dress."
Dizzy: "I was scrolling quickly and misread the word 'prom'."

Daisybean: "Trevor better not plagerize my posts again" tongue: as I recall Daize, you were the one post-stalking me)

Me: "BC, better known as Ryan's Honk Whore Pimpette"

That's pretty much all Ive gotten so far. I'll dig deeper tomorrow. Im sure I'll find others.

 

[ABEL]

there's cleasai, he's finally awake

 

[Cleasai]

Sorry kiddo, I was literally reading all 1000 Asstrap Insults!

 

[ABEL]

Sorry kiddo, I was literally reading all 1000 Asstrap Insults!

 

[zonelistener]

I would access my favorites, but I have screwed up and can no longer go to my User COntrol Panel.......grrrrrrr.

I like the one where we were trying to scare someone.

And Sicy started eating brains.

 

[dizzy]

 

[Lilly]

"It's Paint Time!"

good times.....good times.....

 

[Screaming Flower]

salami and sicy edit our faces.








have a fun weekend everyone! i'll talk to you all on monday!

 

[Bonochick]

OMC

BWAAHAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!

That was classic!!!!!

 

[Salome]

many highlights