There was once this rather unscrupulous fellow who worked as a painter. One day he was commissioned by the local church to re-do the exteriors. Being a lazy, cheap person, the painter used turpentine to thin the paint to make sure it spread much more quickly over the surface. Suddenly, the heavens opened and it began to rain, rendering the painter's work a mess. As the man cursed his luck and looked at the church in despair, a deep voice from the sky announced, 'Painter!'. Scared, the painter looked up and asked, 'Is that You, God?' 'Yes! And I have a message for you!". As the painter fell to his knees, scared, the Voice said, "Re-paint, and thin no more!"