It's official #sexual innuendo thread

[Salome]

I really wanted to start a sexual innuendo thread
but then I got distracted because of thoughts of your body

maybe another time though

 

[Laura M]

Next you'll be asking for a game of Scrabble!

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

you and I should bang.

 

[zoney!]

I bet this thread will get hot and heavy!

I mean, if you like em heavy!

 

[Bonochick]

*licks my fingertip and wipes it on Salome's shoulder*

Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

True story...a guy used that on me the other night. It was so funny that I couldn't get mad.

 

[Screaming Flower]

i know milk does a body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?

 

[Bonochick]

I own a cow, creamer.

Wanna feel up some udders?

 

[Angela Harlem]

Oh BC....

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Danny-Boy?

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

if i told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

 

[vamp1227]

If loving you is wrong...I dont ever want to be right....

 

[meegannie]

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Can we feel your balls?

(said to a man wearing mardi gras beads the size of softballs)

 

[Bonochick]

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

 

[Bonochick]

Question: what winks and screws like a tiger?

 

[Bonochick]

Hi, can you help my find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Idaho ... no Udaho.

 

[BAW]

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

 

[beli]

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

never heard that one before!

 

[fah]

A good man is hard...oh wait

A hard man is good to find

 

[bammo2]

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barmaid gives him one.

 

[meegannie]

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barmaid gives him one.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

that shirt is very becomming on you. of course if i was on you...

i think you can figure out the rest...

 

[JessicaAnn]

Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Would you like to dance?

No

Oh I'm sorry I didn't say would you like to dance, I said you look fat in those pants.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

OMG I think I almost choked reading these

 

[ABEL]

Idaho ... no Udaho.

urban outfitters has t-shirts with that one on it

 

[Bonochick]

Hey, baby...wanna go halves on a bastard?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Wanna go home for pizza and a fuck?

No? Alrigh then, forget the pizza.

 

[Salome]

stop staring at me with your breasts