It's official #sexual innuendo thread

[Bonochick]

Sorry.

 

[zoney!]

I took my long pole and started poking him and slapping him until I was able knock his stick out of his hand [/lacrosse description -or- sexual innuendo]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

my favorite subtle sports related sexual innuendo happens in basketball whenever there's a team wearing blue jerseys...

ball goes out of bounds, off white, ref makes the call...

"blue ball"


ahhh it never gets old

 

[zoney!]

I should have added that to my lax innuendo....

"his stick hit the ground and the ball fell out and rolled out of bounds. The ref yelled "Blue ball(s)."

 

[~LadyLemon~]

How about in golf...that's a nice grip he has on his wood!

 

[meegannie]

How about in cricket?

Yeah.

How about that?

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Or hockey....stick handling.

 

[nbcrusader]

How about in golf...that's a nice grip he has on his wood!

And you can go longer with a stiff shaft....

 

[meegannie]

I got spotted dick today.

 

[JessicaAnn]

I got spotted dick today.

They have ointments that can clear up a spotted dick

 

[Diemen]

I'm on a search for the lamest innuendos...

You've got some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

Do you live on a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise cocks.

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's x-rated.

 

[Edgeman]

Those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across.

 

[Angela Harlem]

"i've used worms as bait which were bigger than that"

 

[Salome]

if you ever need some help to get that lipstick of your face then I might be of some service

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

the man to your right is larry bird... basketball legend... former head coach of the indiana pacers.

the man to your left was bird's assistant coach while with the pacers... his name is dick harter.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

from cricket...

"the batsman's holding, the bowler's willy"

something like that.

 

[JessicaAnn]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.


http://www.linesthataregood.com/

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

dick butkus

 

[Diemen]

Greetings and salivations

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

"I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? No? Would you like some?"

I've heard this one IRL...unfortunately.

 

[Bonochick]

So did you get any Irish in you?

 

[Salome]

I guess you'll have to sleep at some point anyway
so why not sleep with me?

 

[Salome]

I just promissed my mates that I wouldn't tell you how hot you are
so can you point me towards the fire extinguisher?

 

[Salome]

I can tell that you are an animal in bed
but I was wondering if you could tell me what time it is

 

[Salome]

my russian friend Iwan Younow was wondering what your name is

 

[Salome]

when I was looking at your outfit I couldn't help but wonder whether it's a coincidence that the first 2 letters of horny are ho

 

[Salome]

hello, I know I may not look all that great but according to my gay friends I've got a lovely personality

 

[meegannie]

http://www.keenaschips.co.uk/index.php?page=articles/misc_rainbow

Click on the yellow button.

 

[Screaming Flower]

OMG MEGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that cannot be for real. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would you like to play with my maracas?

don't forget to get your maracas out and play with your balls.