it's official @Salome's dating agency

[Ody]

HAHA, my ploy to attract Salome has been successful.

Interested parties in the agency can pay me now.

 

[Salome]

interested parties?
I wouldn't give up my day time job if I were you, cyclops


but indeed,
your one-eyedness did lure me back into this thread

 

[Angela Harlem]

Ody

 

[Ody]

good point about my job Salome...

I will take that into consideration. I take it the agency must be non-profit?

 

[Salome]

well, it shouldn't be
but it's gonna be

 

[Ali Rose]

I am 22, enjoy long walks by the beach and have HUGE breasts. What more could you possibly want?

HUGE.



oh we found the PERfect girl for bassy in the paper....Verbatim....

Looking for: "Someone who doesnt mind shy people and someone with a neat smell. Who is smart. And who doesnt mind awkward silences so much."




HUGE.

 

[ABEL]

... a neat smell...

a neat smell? what is a neat smell?

*now wonders what bassy smells like*

 

[Salome]

I am 22, enjoy long walks by the beach and have HUGE breasts. What more could you possibly want?

HUGE.

long walks you say?

 

[Diemen]

I am 22, enjoy long walks by the beach and have HUGE breasts. What more could you possibly want?

HUGE.



oh we found the PERfect girl for bassy in the paper....Verbatim....

Looking for: "Someone who doesnt mind shy people and someone with a neat smell. Who is smart. And who doesnt mind awkward silences so much."




HUGE.

You know you're boring when...you mention awkward silences and the way you smell in a personal ad. (sorry, I couldn't resist)

And Tiff...you crack me up. HUGE?

 

[Ali Rose]

HUGE.

 

[ABEL]

I'm learning how to use a sword

 

[adamswildhoney]

 

[Angela Harlem]

a sword you say?

 

[Salome]

 

[Basstrap]

okay....so what does a "neat" smell mean

neat as in clean smell

or neat as in a unique, possibly interesting smell?

 

[Screaming Flower]

you smell neat kirk.

 

[ABEL]

a sword you say?

yes a sword


well ok I guess the technical name for it is a foil, if you wanna get technical about it since it's Fencing, but to me it's still a sword

 

[ABEL]

you smell neat kirk.

I bet Salome smells neat too

 

[Ali Rose]

you smell neat kirk.

Kirks cologne collection is as follows:

Stetson
Preferred Stock
Some new kind of Nike cologne.

Kirk i forbid you to wear Stetson anymore. Preferred stock is debatable.

Carry on.

 

[ABEL]

 

[Screaming Flower]

ali rose


abel i think you really need some action or something.

 

[ABEL]

abel i think you really need some action or something.

 

[Screaming Flower]

!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ABEL]

 

[Screaming Flower]

abel is honking!!

 

[ABEL]

honk honk honk honk honk honk

abel is honking!!

 

[BAW]

How did I miss this????


Are you really honking ABEL?

 

[ABEL]

How did I miss this????


Are you really honking ABEL?

 

[Salome]

How did I miss this????

blame angie

 

[meegannie]

Jenn is still available.