I'd call Edge up and invite him, but I'm on the phone with John right now.
*types conversation as it happens*
BC: John, will you hang up so I can call Edge?
John: No.
BC: No questions even asked about that?
John: Edge the band member?
BC: Yeah.
John: Now, when did you get his number?
BC: Yesterday.
John: How?
BC: Drugs.
John: Yeah...
BC: You're no fun.
John: Why am I not fun?
BC: Because you don't believe me.
John: Because I know you don't do drugs.
BC: I didn't say I do them!
John: Then where do the drugs come in?
BC: I traded my small forks for them to get Edge's number.
John: Ahh...
BC: So do you believe me now?
John: What's his number?
BC: You gotta give me drugs for me to tell you.
John: I'll give you aspirin.
BC: This conversation is over.