IT'S OFFICIAL #Riverdance

[Bonochick]

I work at a clothing store, and my new hobby there is to show off my wicked fresh Riverdancing skills. I was talking about it with a co-worker, and a customer asked, "How come we don't get to see you dance?", so I put on a little show. I could tell she loved it because she laughed at me A LOT, so that MUST mean that she loved it. It simply must!

Also, my tendency to randomly burst into song has greatly increased now, due to the Christmas music. I find myself to be disgustingly cheerful sometimes.

Who wants me to Riverdance for them???????????

I'm a psycho.

Banana splits, grandma knits, wear the sweater, feel better!

*falls off chair*

 

[Angela Harlem]

How I adore you BC.

 

[Bonochick]

I will give you backstage passes to my first big Riverdance performance. You will be able to meet me! How sweet is that?

I continue to impress people with my skills each passing day. It's only a matter of time before I start selling out theaters. I just hope that I don't get so famous that I have to start doing stadium shows because I want to keep a good level of intimacy with my fans, ya know?

 

[Angela Harlem]

BC I'd pay to see you clean toilets you are that cool.
On a serious note though, you ever seen Riverdance? Incredible stuff. Man they're talented. I'd love to see your special abilities. I bet its good.

 

[Bonochick]

Why bother watching Riverdance when I know I do it a million times better?

 

[Angela Harlem]

True!

+ Backstage passes. It is my own personal stairway to hedonism.

 

[ABEL]

i've seen riverdance

 

[Bonochick]

Liar!

 

[ABEL]

have too seen it. at fair park. with my friend jeanne

 

[Bonochick]

A friend??? Now I KNOW you're lying!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I saw it TWICE!!!!!!!!! I think I saw you in the second row on the left.

 

[Bonochick]

I was beboppin' and scattin' all over the place!!!!!!!

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

BC, will you dance with me?

 

[Bonochick]

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

the guy from Riverdance looked pretty FLAT to me.

hahahahahahhaha.