it's official#no alarms and no surprises please

[yertle-the-turtle]

just kidding.

surprise me.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

BOO!

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

ahh

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

Boooo-urns!

 

[ABEL]

 

[verte76]

I hate alarm clocks.

 

[Ody]

I could use a surprise right about now.

Not a nasty one either.

 

[IWasBored]

my brother has a spongebob alarm clock that doesn't wake him up until it goes off three times. it sings. it's horrible. it wakes me up. one nigth i think i'll take the hammer with me when i go to bed, and then break into his room when the alarm is going off and smash it to bits


if i were a violent person, that's what i'd do anyway

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

)8==P MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

yertle, surprise! there is a spoon!

 

[Bonochick]

Boooo-urns!

 

[IWasBored]

yes, and i stole the spoon to eat some yogurt at lunch

actualy, i really ate a apple flavoured vending machine baked thingie for lunch. surprise, surprise, i didn't have a healthy meal!

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

yertle, surprise! there is a spoon!

my life is in tatters

 

[zonelistener]

T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Tatters.

T-T-T-T-T-T-T--T-T-Taters!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

my life is in tatters

i have a sack of potatoes in the kitchen for tomorrow, so i can make french fries.

OH...you said tatters.