IT'S OFFICIAL #New Greeting

**Bonochick** · 07-04-2004, 05:23 PM

I was walking into the mall today, and these two guys came up to me in the parking lot. One of the guys said to me, "Hey, baby, buy me something!" I said, "YOU buy ME something!", and I kept walking. But...ya know...I think that should be the new way to greet someone...just go up to someone and say, "Buy me something!"

Salome · 07-04-2004, 05:40 PM

sounds like a plan

martha · 07-04-2004, 06:32 PM

I think I'll try that in the record store.

Basstrap · 07-04-2004, 07:45 PM

I wish that worked in the adult stores

ABEL · 07-04-2004, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by Basstrap
I wish that worked in the adult stores

bassy goes to adult stores?

Pinball Wizard · 07-04-2004, 08:40 PM

Been using that line for years.

Of course, I don't say "something".

fah · 07-05-2004, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pinball Wizard
Been using that line for years.

Of course, I don't say "something".

Does it work?

Pinball Wizard · 07-05-2004, 11:11 AM

I'm still here aren't I?

martha · 07-05-2004, 11:53 AM

I'm still counting up my pennies.

**KhanadaRhodes** · 07-05-2004, 08:13 PM

that reminds me. i had to buy groceries, a food processor, and a dining room table. and i had to carry it in the house all by myself. i'm pooped now.

maybe i shoulda used that line to someone...i'm so poor now

martha · 07-06-2004, 06:19 PM

Poor, but independent!

**KhanadaRhodes** · 07-06-2004, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by martha
Poor, but independent!

thank god my husband makes tips (well, WHEN people tip him, that is...)

07-04-2004, 05:23 PM	#1
Bonochick Halloweenhead Forum Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cherry Lane Posts: 40,820 Local Time: 10:21 AM	IT'S OFFICIAL #New Greeting I was walking into the mall today, and these two guys came up to me in the parking lot. One of the guys said to me, "Hey, baby, buy me something!" I said, "YOU buy ME something!", and I kept walking. But...ya know...I think that should be the new way to greet someone...just go up to someone and say, "Buy me something!" __________________ __________________ "Knight in shining Zubaz." Bonochick [at] interference.com

07-04-2004, 05:40 PM	#2
Salome you are what you is Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Netherlands Posts: 22,063 Local Time: 03:21 PM	sounds like a plan __________________ __________________ “Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.” ~Frank Zappa

07-05-2004, 08:13 PM	#10
KhanadaRhodes Paper Gods Forum Administrator Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: a vampire in the limousine Posts: 60,695 Local Time: 08:21 AM	that reminds me. i had to buy groceries, a food processor, and a dining room table. and i had to carry it in the house all by myself. i'm pooped now. maybe i shoulda used that line to someone...i'm so poor now __________________

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07-04-2004, 06:32 PM	#3
martha Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Orange County and all over the goddamn place Posts: 42,555 Local Time: 07:21 AM	I think I'll try that in the record store.

07-04-2004, 07:45 PM	#4
Basstrap ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 10,726 Local Time: 11:51 AM	I wish that worked in the adult stores

07-04-2004, 08:40 PM	#6
Pinball Wizard Refugee Join Date: May 2003 Location: Electric Lady Land Posts: 1,972 Local Time: 08:21 AM	Been using that line for years. Of course, I don't say "something".

07-05-2004, 11:11 AM	#8
Pinball Wizard Refugee Join Date: May 2003 Location: Electric Lady Land Posts: 1,972 Local Time: 08:21 AM	I'm still here aren't I?

07-05-2004, 11:53 AM	#9
martha Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Orange County and all over the goddamn place Posts: 42,555 Local Time: 07:21 AM	I'm still counting up my pennies.

07-06-2004, 06:19 PM	#11
martha Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Orange County and all over the goddamn place Posts: 42,555 Local Time: 07:21 AM	Poor, but independent!