It's official #Malt Beverage

[ABEL]

and I'm drinking it!

well ok, so what if it's 'fake' beer (contains less than .5% alcohol)


funny thing is I tried it earlier when my friends where here (they brought it over) and I didn't like it, but now that it's been sitting out and gotten warm, I tasted it again cuz I was thirsty and it was here next to me, and I liked it better

 

[beegee]

smirnoff ice = malt beverage

 

[Bonochick]

ABEL's growing up so fast...*wipes tear from eye*

 

[ABEL]

 

[Cleasai]

alright people... who's impersonating Abel here. Cause we all know that the words Abel, drinking, and alcohol do not go together in one sentence

 

[ABEL]

is it really alcohol if it's less than .5%?

 

[Bonochick]

is it really alcohol if it's less than .5%?

Famous Last Words

 

[ABEL]

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

SMIRNOFF ICE IS A MALT BEVERAGE?

*suddenly is forced to reevaluate alcohol tolerance level*

 

[Basstrap]

1. Smirnoff ice isn't a malt beverage since I do not believe malt barley is used in it's making. (malt = pregerminated barley)

2. Beer is malt beverage in any case

3. less than .5% alcohol is, for all intensive purposes, non-alcoholic

thank you, come again

OR NO?

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

smirnoff is less than 5% alcohol?

what the heck is malt?

 

[Bonochick]

Basstrap is so cute when he tries to look all smart.

*coughdrunkcough*

 

[ABEL]

Basstrap is so cute when he tries to look all smart.

*coughdrunkcough*

ever notice how his sig questions everything he posts?

 

[ABEL]

1. Smirnoff ice isn't a malt beverage since I do not believe malt barley is used in it's making. (malt = pregerminated barley)

from smirnoff.com:



What is SMIRNOFF ICE??

SMIRNOFF ICE? is a beer alternative brewed using a malt base that gives ICE a refreshing citrus flavored taste.


What is the difference between SMIRNOFF ICE? and a beer?

Both SMIRNOFF ICE? and super-premium and imported beers are brewed and have about the same alcohol content (%ABV). However, SMIRNOFF ICE? is brewed using a malt base and contains a special recipe that gives it a clean, crisp, refreshing taste that doesn't weigh you down.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

for all intensive purposes

the phrase is "for all intents and purposes"

 

[ABEL]

Khan = human form of spell check and grammar check

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Khan = human form of spell check and grammar check

roudgrinningsmilie:

 

[Basstrap]

To hell with you all

okay...I should specify...
US beer such as Bud is brewed with rice whereas most canadian beers are brewed with malted barley

I will say intensive purposes until I die!

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

for someone who doesn't condone alcohol consumption, basstrap certainly knows a lot about alcohol....

 

[Basstrap]

errrr....

well...because I'm doing biochemistry...

I did a food science course this semester

I would NEVER touch beer....

 

[Salome]

hard liquor is the only way to go

 

[zonelistener]

Not all USA beers are rice beers (Miller for example)

I try not to touch my beer before I drink it.
Although, after a few, I notice that the beer often finds a way to touch me.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

ahhh, such is the life of an alcoholic. i often have to get my kicks whenever i can, even if it's sneaking a quick sip in between posts.

that pic is unflattering, but no one's a pretty drunk.

 

[Basstrap]

bahahahaahahahahaha
you look pretty hardcore with the big CHERRY written on the label!

is that cheap cough syrup?

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

i like your nail polish!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

bahahahaahahahahaha
you look pretty hardcore with the big CHERRY written on the label!

is that cheap cough syrup?

that's brandy you dork!!! it was all i had!

i coulda used the canadian club but i didn't wanna get that crap anywhere near my lips.

i like your nail polish!

thanks!

 

[ghetofabu]

I thought I would choose an ABEL thread to state I am still alive.

 

[ABEL]

YAY gheto

I was just thinking about you the other day wondering where you were!

 

[Diemen]

Smirnoff Ice is nice and all, but it almost doesn't count as alcohol, it's too weak. Vodka and cran, tequila sunrise, car bombs....now we're talking.

 

[ghetofabu]

I be sneaky sneaky.

yo yo yo my peeps. I be creepin. word.