it's official... madonna's new legs scare me.

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My friend posted this in her blog, and I thought of this thread:

Madonna, you assy bitch

Stop with the fucking leotards. Dude, I don't care if they are Dolce and Gabbana. They look fucking ridiculous. Who the hell wears a jacket over a leotard? You know why your dumbass is cold? Because you have on a fucking magenta colored leotard crawling up your fake English ass. Gosh.

Also if you could please stop flashing your crotch at me when I happen to look over at the TV, that would be great. You are older then my mother, and in the words of Valerie Cherish, "I don't need to see that." Idiot.

I hope you are on Myspace, Madonna and you will hear my plea. I'm starting a petition to have leotards banned. I hate to go all civic minded on your ass, but you totally deserve a good bitchslap. Bitches from Detroit don't rock leotards.

P.S. Don't even get me started on that thing you're calling a hairdo. You aren't in Charlie's Angels. Whore.
 
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