It's Official #*Keep Jenn in England Campaign*

[meegannie]

The time has come for us to band together and support one of our fellow IOers. In a few short months, our dear jkayet may be shipped out of England back to the god-forsaken wilderness of northern Kentucky. "How can I help prevent this travesty?" you ask? It's simple, and it only costs 50 cents a day. Your generous donations will go toward helping find Jenn a job or a British husband. That's right; for the price of a cup of coffee, you can change a life. The Keep Jenn in England Campaign is also accepting volunteers in the areas of job seeking and husband recruitment. If you are interested in learning more about how YOU can help, please contact meegannie..

Jenn is anxiously awaiting your sponsorship. Can you say no to this face?

 

[Salvador]

plees supor jenn she nedes ur hep!

 

[Lilly]

can i find a husband for her?


i'm poor...even .50 poor

 

[meegannie]

can i find a husband for her?


i'm poor...even .50 poor

Yes you can. Any British man between the ages of 20 and 40 will do for the preliminary round, and we'll narrow it down from there.

 

[daisybean]

I gotta find me a husband first...

I don't know anyone in England...I know people in New England, but that probably won't help you.

 

[meegannie]

If a guy has English parents/grandparents, that may be useful too.

 

[Binghampton]

plees healp us. we don wants ta leve. we mayd a homme her. an ther's lots a fun roc starrs.
thancks!!!

bingy
xxx

 

[The Absent One]

Come on. You MUST support this great charity. I still think Ed Harcourt is the best candidate so far though.
The only problem is that then Meggie would be jealous of her and I would be overshadowed!!!!!

 

[meegannie]

Hey. YOU know lots of British people, Sam....

 

[The Absent One]

They are all either losers or already with someone though!!! Seriously, virtually EVERYONE!!! And their all 19 or 20!

 

[meegannie]

Stop making excuses and go out and find some single men!!!

(how many girls say THAT to their fiances??!?!)

 

[jkayet]

sigh...Ed would make a wonderful British husband...

Sam, keep a look out, ok? There have to be some decent single men around...

Thanks to everyone who is supporting me in this quest, and a special thanks to Megan for taking initiative and assisting me in my attempts at starting a life here. Your kindness will not be forgotten.

 

[ACROB@T]

I can't disagree with his observations

 

[zonelistener]

*digs throught the library to find the magazine with "mail order grooms from england" ad

 

[meegannie]

I can't disagree with his observations

YOU! Find people too!

Ooooh, wait a minute.... What are YOU doing this summer?

 

[Basstrap]

that IS a pretty face....

can my well-wishes count as currency?

 

[jkayet]

that IS a pretty face....

can my well-wishes count as currency?

hey, you get some special british commonwealth benefits as a canadian, don't you??

 

[Basstrap]

do I???

good question!!

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

OMC...Jenn is marrying Basstrap?

 

[meegannie]

Yes, you do, Basstrap!! You can go there and get a work permit with no trouble, unlike us Americans who aren't technically supposed to work there ever!

Hmm....looks like we may have a match!

 

[Screaming Flower]

if jenn and acro get married everything will be a ok.

 

[Sicy]

this thread

 

[meegannie]

if jenn and acro get married everything will be a ok.

I know! Acro is now my #1 choice for Jenn's husband.

 

[Basstrap]

my #1 choice for Jenn is meggy

 

[Screaming Flower]

acro and jenn would have very cute children.

 

[Ali Rose]

I'll take TWO memberships.

 

[meegannie]

They would!!! With cute accents!

Awww....and they'd be really shy too!

Basstrap....

 

[meegannie]

Come on. You MUST support this great charity. I still think Ed Harcourt is the best candidate so far though.
The only problem is that then Meggie would be jealous of her and I would be overshadowed!!!!!

I feel the need to address this. There is NO WAY you'd be overshadowed!! I broke up with Ed for you, remember?

 

[Basstrap]

you and jenn should get married that way you get to go to europe and she gets to stay

 

[meegannie]

Um....we're both Americans and I alredy have a British fiance. Oh, and also, we aren't lesbians.