I have a head shaped like a potato.
When my sister was born she must have been pulled out at a funny angle cos she had a head shaped like a banana.
Apparantly, my mum said to the midwife 'ahh poor thing. Nevermind, I'll love her anyway'
[sarcasm] my sister really loves to hear that story [/sarcasm]
edited to say - the banana shape only lasted a few days. She doesn't have a bendy head any more.