it's official#I'm planning to send an evil chain letter

[yertle-the-turtle]

Dear Sir,

Your licence has been revoked. With immediate effect, you are to cease operations at once. Should you fail to comply, you will be visited by two big, burly men in black raincoats, and will be detained at The President's pleasure. Thank you.

Yours sincerely,
"The Management"

 

[Salome]

"With immediate effect, ..... at once"

is a bit redundant



but overall I like it

 

[Angela Harlem]

Nothing like some President's Pleasure to brighten your day!

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

did I ever mention I write paperback romances under a female nom de plume?

 

[Angela Harlem]

as often as i reveal my tendancy to laze around the pool, scantily clad wearing oversized tourtoiseshell sunglasses. with of course such a book propped up next to a glass of orange juice which may or may not contain vodka.

sorry, what were you saying again?

 

[zoney!]

Is that supposed to be romantic to someone angie?

 

[Angela Harlem]

NO!!!!!!!

ugh! i am SO misunderstood!

its the whole romance novel thing, you know? danielle steel, lounging around some pool, rich bored housewives....??? yes? no? stereotypes of the typical setting

pffffft, nevermind the joke is gone now

 

[zoney!]

angiedearest...

Do you REALLY think I have knowledge on Danielle Steel?

And, yes, it is ALL about me/they.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

revokage

 

[JessicaAnn]

a glass of orange juice which may or may not contain vodka.

Just admit it ... there's vodka in it

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

well, i sure HOPE there's vodka in it. it's happy hour somewhere you know.

 

[verte76]

Just admit it ... there's vodka in it

Of course.

 

[Angela Harlem]

IO never fails! One hint of alcohol and no one can concentrate

 

[Salome]

 

[)(odiaca]

..Samara's fur swept gently underneath the gaze of summer's shadowed sun..brushing against the morbid bark of her family's petulance and pride. Her thoughts sailed towards the next moment she would be able to embrace Sam..the kind-hearted but ever so slightly flatulent stable squirrel....

extract taken from:
Whats a few nuts between families?
a forestry tale of romeo and julietic proportions of two furry lovers held apart by prejudice and winter ambitions

 

[beegee]

it was romantic to me angie.

especially the vodka part.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

..Samara's fur swept gently underneath the gaze of summer's shadowed sun..brushing against the morbid bark of her family's petulance and pride. Her thoughts sailed towards the next moment she would be able to embrace Sam..the kind-hearted but ever so slightly flatulent stable squirrel....

extract taken from:
Whats a few nuts between families?
a forestry tale of romeo and julietic proportions of two furry lovers held apart by prejudice and winter ambitions

I know. I wrote it.

 

[)(odiaca]

nope.

frank assigned me alone to this task.

he said so on the manicured golf course at 3am last wednesday.

 

[zoney!]

how is frank?

I haven't seen him since that whole reversed colon surgery thingy.

 

[)(odiaca]

he sends his apologies.

he says to leave a name, number, and water preference when possible.

time is of the essence.

ps. he is doing well.

 

[Laura M]

did I ever mention I write paperback romances under a female nom de plume?

this reminds me of aconversation that took place in my car one night



Dave (my friend) *points at other friend steven and says to LM dad* His dads girlfriend likes reading Mills & Boon books...

Steven: ........she does

Dave: on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are all over the bathroom

Me: uhm...

My Dad: *makes jokes*