It's official: I'm in ur lap, killing ur semen

[Canadiens1131]

So I got a new laptop for Christmas. It's not a Macbook, so it won't be saving me any home heating costs, but the underside still gets fairly warm.

Aren't there studies that warm laptops kept on yo' lap for extended periods of time kill semen?

This may interfere with my plans to father an entire hockey line.

 

[No spoken words]

Maybe just 2 Defensemen instead?

 

[tpsreports2424]

My laptop gets HOT, I hope it aint killing my hockey team

 

[zoney!]

sega hockey, probably

they call it "natural selection"

 

[JessicaAnn]

A study by State University of New York researchers says heat generated from laptops can significantly elevate the temperature of the scrotum, potentially putting sperm count at risk. .... Heat generated from laptops is nothing new. A couple of cases have emerged over the years of laptops catching fire due to defective batteries or faulty AC adapters.

http://news.com.com/Study+Laptop+heat+a+threat+to+fertility/2100-1044_3-5485763.html

 

[Laura M]

A couple of cases have emerged over the years of laptops catching fire due to defective batteries or faulty AC adapters.

Better a hot lap than charred

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

me balls is burnin' me balls is burnin'!!

 

[Numb1075]

perhaps you can put some ice in your shorts to counter balance the heat from the laptop...just a thought.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

if you can name what movie that's from you win a cookie

you heat the ice! it's the best of both worlds!

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Zoots]

(Slim, easy to carry) Desktops are the best.

 

[Chizip]

its my main form of birth control, that and mt dew

 

[phillyfan26]

it's rookie of the year

i want the cookie

 

[Sicy]

I should start giving out laptops as gifts.

 

[pepokiss]

I want a BLACK MacBook

 

[redhotswami]

Wouldn't you have to be using your laptop right over your crotch though??? I usually type with mine right at my knees. Not like I'm at risk of losing semen though

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Re: it's rookie of the year

i want the cookie

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ok, next date I go on, I'm making certain he uses a laptop.

 

[phillyfan26]

I don't own a laptop.

So, right now I have full levels of semen and a cookie.

Beat that.

 

[tpsreports2424]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Ok, next date I go on, I'm making certain he uses a laptop.

he's laptop worthy