It's Official...I'm Havin' Thoughts...

[Bonochick]

I might share them too.

 

[Angela Harlem]

k.

 

[Ali Rose]

well???

i had a thought...was thinkin bout how dead sexy you'd look in this:

 

[Bonochick]

That really is not my color...

Do you have one in black?

 

[Bonochick]

I want to drive to ABEL's house because she said I am welcome there ANYTIME I want to.

She will go to the store and buy some really cheap ass alcohol, and then we'll get drunk and cut pictures out of magazines.

I will make some chicken salad and smear it all over her walls.

Umm...will you stop clinking those damn bottles together?!?!?!

Oh, wait...that's on my CD......

 

[ABEL]

wooo hooo! when ya coming BC?

 

[Bonochick]

You'll know when I'm there.

You'll hear me hollerin' from a mile away.

 

[ABEL]

I'm going to bed now g'nite

 

[Bonochick]

It will NOT be a good night for you, dearie.

Got any Miracle Whip?!?!?!?!?

 

[zonelistener]

Cheap ass alcohol and Abel don't mix though....I thought. I mean, like, Abel doesn't drink, I think. Oh, nevermind.

 

[Bonochick]

Yes, but I make people do things they wouldn't usually do.

That's why people like me so much.

Either that or because I give out money.

 

[zonelistener]

I didn't mention this yet.....I went to NYC tonight with a friend to check out the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade baloons being blown up. We met a bunch of her friends - and one is a writer for DAVID LETTERMAN.

 

[Bonochick]

zoney~

I want to say somethin' to you.

 

[zonelistener]

didn't you say something to me last week?

 

[Bonochick]

I probably did.

"Come pick me up, you bugger!!!!!!!!!"