meegannie
Blue Crack Addict
I'm sick and was sick yesterday morning too and I probably have some kind of miracle babies or something and I tried to get drunk last night but failed mad:tolerance ) and now I'm just fatter and I have nothing to do and I just sit here and eat food and drink warm drinks because there is NO ice in this country and last night I had to go to McDonalds to get a drink with ice in it because neither Sainsbury's or Tesco's had ice trays and I need to lose weight so I can wear my fun clothes and I want a pet or some friends or something and this computer is EXTREMELY slow and everyone here is all English and stuff and I'm not and I don't even want to be and I don't want to go back to America either and I just want to form Meggie Land where good music plays and only select people can live there and I can eat all day and never gain weight and there will be crushed ice in every drink. So to sum up my week, I'm fat, iceless, friendless, petless, homeless, unEnglish, unAmerican, lazy, and bored. But not really bored, just unmotivated. And I'm happy, actually, but I hate being happy so I want to make myself as miserable as possible. I need a hobby or some drugs or a tiny colour changing penguin that talks and sings and dances and cleans.