It's Official # I need your help

[daisybean]

I just heard on the news today that my town has a severe road salt shortage, due to all the weather we have been having.

I know a lot of you keep salt on hand for eating brains and such.

Would someone be so kind as to send some salt to my town so we can have little patches of pavement when we drive like we used to?

 

[kobayashi]

pepper is a viable substitute.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i'll give you all the salt i haven't put on my food over the years.

seriously, i rarely put salt on things. i salt my corn, and that's it.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Contact Cleveland. I have never seen so much salt on the sidewalks as they have there. They must have more than they need.

 

[Angel]

However, I can not and will not part with my salt. I salt.

Ahhh daisybean.... brilliant post!!!

 

[Ali Rose]

We have too much salt. Every time it snows a quarter inch we have 2 inches of salt. they keep salting so we can get the same ammount of salt the next year.

Our cars are rusting faster than we can drive em.

TAKE SOME OF OURS!!!!

 

[zonelistener]

yeah - you can pretty much just SCRAPE some off of my jeep
It is currently WHITE, not red.

 

[Sicy]

Hmm I dont think I can spare any.

I dont have a square to spare!!! ok no one will get that

 

[Angel]

I totally got that!

Better yet, the actress that said that was Jamie Gertz!

I Seinfeld.

 

[Sicy]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!

 

[daisybean]

fine you meanies, keep your salt

but will someone tell me what the color of actual pavement is, I haven't seen it in three months.

was that a reference to toilet paper? (The seinfeld quote)

 

[daisybean]

The salt crisis is over...the temps have been warm enough to melt the snow on the roads.


does happydance

 

[Basstrap]

the toilet tissue one was about the ply and 2 ply right?

was that about sqaures too?

salt comes in squares