ITS OFFICIAL - I LOVE THE WANDERER

[Angela Harlem]

You know what they say about spunks in pommyland Zoomanda?


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Spunks are people too

 

[zooropamanda]

once there was a little boy who liked to rescue fair maidens with his mighty sword...
he wore a dark blue cloak
and a cute little hat
his sword would protect all of camelot

his name was Sir Lancelot

 

[brettig]

"J. Cash"

I went out walking
Through streets paved with gold
Lifted some stones
Saw the skin and bones
Of a city without a soul
I went out walking
Under an atomic sky
Where the ground won't turn
And the rain it burns
Like the tears when I said goodbye


Yeah I went with nothing
Nothing but the thought of you
I went wandering


I went drifting
Through the capitals of tin
Where men can't walk
Or freely talk
And sons turn their fathers in
I stopped outside a church house
Where the citizens like to sit
They say they want the kingdom
But they don't want God in it


I went out riding
Down that old eight lane
I passed by a thousand signs
Looking for my own name


I went with nothing
But the thought you'd be there too
Looking for you


I went out there
In search of experience
To taste and to touch
And to feel as much
As a man can
Before he repents


I went out searching
Looking for one good man
A spirit who would not bend or break
Who would sit at his father's right hand
I went out walking
With a bible and a gun
The word of God lay heavy on my heart
I was sure I was the one
Now Jesus, don't you wait up
Jesus, I'll be home soon
Yeah I went out for the papers
Told her I'd be back by noon


Yeah I left with nothing
But the thought you'd be there too
Looking for you


Yeah I left with nothing
Nothing but the thought of you
I went wandering


((((((BEEP)))))

 

[zooropamanda]

no Angie, what do they say about spunks in Pommieland?

they have a lot on their hands?

 

[Angela Harlem]

wom?bat (wmbt)
n.
Any of several stocky burrowing Australian marsupials of the family Vombatidae, somewhat resembling a small bear and feeding mainly on grass, leaves, and roots.


See? Eats, roots, and then leaves.


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Roots.

 

[zooropamanda]

the wanderer likes to dream
i like to dream too

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Wanderer's official fan club President

 

[Angela Harlem]

Originally posted by zooropamanda:
no Angie, what do they say about spunks in Pommieland?

they have a lot on their hands?

Sumthin to do with ejaculation.

More penis talk.

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Penises ejaculate too

 

[Angela Harlem]

Word of the Day: Vombatidae


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Vombatidae

 

[zooropamanda]

no bears allowed

By order of Salometown Law

 

[brettig]

Stand Inside Your Love

you and me
meant to be
immutable
impossible
it's destiny
pure lunacy
incalculable
inseparable

and for the last time
you're everything that i want and asked for
you're all that i dream

who wouldn't be the one you love
who wouldn't stand inside your love
protected and the lover of

a pure soul
and beautiful
you
don't understand
don't fear me now
i will breath
for the both of us
travel the world
traverse the skies
your home is here
within my heart

and for the first time
i feel as though i am reborn in my mind
recast as child and mystic sage

who wouldn't be the one you love
who wouldn't stand inside your love

for the first time
i'm telling how much i need and bleed for
your every move and waking sound in my time
i'll wrap my wrap my wire around your heart
and your mind
you're mine forever now

who wouldn't be the one you love and live for
who wouldn't stand inside your love and die for
who wouldn't be the one you love

 

[zooropamanda]

The wanderer is the most kind and genuine person I know

 

[zooropamanda]

The Wanderer make me tingle!!!!!!!!!

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40 ft lemons are for real men

 

[zooropamanda]

I, The Wanderer's Official Cheer girl challenge all the Feedback boys to a duel.

He will meet you in the centre ring, you know the one by the pretty lemon tree under the bridge, at high noon to fight for a piece of apple pie...

Be there or go hungry!

 

[zooropamanda]

*za whispers in angies ear*
*angie giggles*
*za giggles more*


shhhhhhhh secret squirrel

 

[zooropamanda]

I am just a new boy,
Stranger in this town.
Where are all the good times?
Who's gonna show this stranger around?

Ooooo I need a dirty woman.
Ooooo I need a dirty girl.

Will some woman in this desert land,
Make me feel like a real man?
Take this rock and roll refugee.
Ooo Babe, set me free.

Ooooo I need a dirty woman.
Ooooo I need a dirty girl.
Ooooo I need a dirty woman.
Ooooo I need a dirty girl.

someone asked me to post this on their behalf

 

[Angela Harlem]

EEEEEEEEE Secret Squirrel!


Um, who would that have been mandabear asking you to post that other bit?


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Squirrels are secret too

 

[brettig]

Jewel Box (J. Buckley)

i know you're a woman by the way you burn below
i'll tell you secrets so good, you'll never tell a soul
come closer, that bonfire holds his life like stones
my years, my life unknown

diamonds from the pavement broken glass had been.
just like these troubles that i'm leaving to the wind.
like sapphires in boxcars speeding towards the end.
like thieves, my bad luck grows.

jewel box of sadness, bring to catch your tear
crystallise illusion shine, forgot i'm here
jewel box of sadness, bring to catch your tear
oh, you left some stars in my belly

star crossed child's love on the bands of wedding gold
silver studs of promise hide in red crushed velvet folds.
inaction, intention, like emeralds i stole.
my speech of custom gold. i think i ought to know.

jewel box of sadness, bring to catch your tears
crystallise illusion shine, forgot i'm here
jewel box of sadness, bring to catch your tear
oh, you left some stars in my belly.

you left some stars in my belly.

you left some stars in my belly.

 

[zooropamanda]

mib's got a secret admirer methinks!!!!!!!

 

[zooropamanda]

*ZA does a silly MIB is a hottie dance*


lean in folks, I have another secret....

for many months when i first came to feedback, the wanderer had me convinced that he was actually bono.
so much so that i sent him some black knickers in the mail.

the knickers were sent back with a letter of disgust from Ali Hewson and now I am pretty sure this is the reason U2 arent coming to Australia.

so if you ever see a post where an Aussie is complaining about no tour, adn you see the wanderer laughing about it, you'll know why

 

[zooropamanda]

Quote
Angie "I wanna be a secret admirer

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Unquote

 

[brettig]

In case we have this argument again...

1881 Richard D. Sears Right William E. Glyn 60 63 62
1882 Richard D. Sears Right Clarence M. Clark 61 64 60
1883 Richard D. Sears Right James Dwight 62 60 97
1884 Richard D. Sears Right Howard A. Taylor 60 16 60 62
1885 Richard D. Sears Right Godfrey M. Brinley 63 46 60 63
1886 Richard D. Sears Right R. Livingston Beeckman 46 61 63 64
1887 Richard D. Sears Right Henry W. Slocum, Jr. 61 63 62
1888* Henry W. Slocum, Jr. Right Howard A. Taylor 64 61 60
1889 Henry W. Slocum, Jr. Right Quincy Shaw 63 61 46 62
1890 Oliver S. Campbell Right Henry W. Slocum, Jr. 62 46 63 61
1891 Oliver S. Campbell Right Clarence Hobart 26 75 79 61 62
1892 Oliver S. Campbell Right Fred H. Hovey 75 36 63 75
1893* Robert D. Wrenn Left Fred H. Hovey 64 36 64 64
1894 Robert D. Wrenn Left Manliff Goodbody 68 61 64 64
1895 Fred H. Hovey Right Robert D. Wrenn 63 62 64
1896 Robert D. Wrenn Left Fred H. Hovey 75 36 60 16 61
1897 Robert D. Wrenn Left Wilberforce Eaves 46 86 63 26 62
1898* Malcolm D. Whitman Right Dwight F. Davis 36 62 62 61
1899 Malcolm D. Whitman Right J. Parmly Paret 61 62 36 75
1900 Malcolm D. Whitman Right William A. Larned 64 16 62 62
1901 William A. Larned Right Beals C. Wright 62 68 64 64
1902 William A. Larned Right Reginald F. Doherty 46 62 64 86
1903 Hugh L. Doherty Right William A. Larned 60 63 108
1904* Holcombe Ward Left William J. Clothier 108 64 97
1905 Beals C. Wright Right Holcombe Ward 62 61 119
1906 William A. Larned Right Beals C. Wright 63 60 64
1907* William A. Larned Right Robert LeRoy 62 62 64
1908 William A. Larned Right Beals C. Wright 61 62 86
1909 William A Larned Right William J. Clothier 61 62 57 16 61
1910 William A Larned Right Thomas C. Bundy 61 57 60 68 61
1911 William A. Larned Right Maurice E. McLoughlin 64 64 62
1912+ Maurice E. McLoughlin Right Wallace F. Johnson 36 26 62 64 62
1913 Maurice E. McLoughlin Right Richard N. Williams 64 57 63 61
1914 Richard N. Williams Right Maurice E. McLoughlin 63 86 108
1915 William M. Johnston Right Maurice E. McLoughlin 16 60 75 108
1916 Richard N. Williams Right William M. Johnston 46 64 06 62 64
1917 R. Lindley Murray Left Nathaniel W. Niles 57 86 63 63
1918 R. Lindley Murray Left William T. Tilden 63 61 75
1919 William M. Johnston Right William T. Tilden 64 64 63
1920 William T. Tilden Right William M. Johnston 61 16 75 57 63
1921 William T. Tilden Right William M. Johnston 61 63 61
1922 William T. Tilden Right William M. Johnston 46 36 62 63 64
1923 William T. Tilden Right William M. Johnston 64 61 64
1924 William T. Tilden Right William M. Johnston 61 97 62
1925 William T. Tilden Right William M. Johnston 46 119 63 46 63
1926 Rene Lacoste Right Jean Borotra 64 60 64
1927 Rene Lacoste Right William T. Tilden 119 63 119
1928 Henri Cochet Right Francis T. Hunter 46 64 36 75 63
1929 William T. Tilden Right Francis T. Hunter 36 63 46 62 64
1930 John H. Doeg Left Francis X. Shields 108 16 64 1614
1931 H. Ellsworth Vines Right George M. Lott, Jr. 79 63 97 75
1932 H. Ellsworth Vines Right Henri Cochet 64 64 64
1933 Fred Perry Right John H. Crawford 63 1113 46 60 61
1934 Fred Perry Right Wilmer L. Allison 64 63 16 86
1935 Wilmer L. Allison Right Sidney B. Wood 62 62 63
1936 Fred Perry Right J. Donald Budge 26 62 86 16 108
1937 J. Donald Budge Right Baron Gottfried von Cramm 61 79 61 36 61
1938 J. Donald Budge Right C. Gene Mako 63 68 62 61
1939 Robert Riggs Right S. Welby van Horn 64 62 64
1940 Donald McNeill Right Robert Riggs 46 68 63 63 75
1941 Robert Riggs Right Francis Kovacs, 2d 57 61 63 63
1942 Frederick R. Schroeder, Jr. Right Frank Parker 86 75 36 46 62
1943 Lt. Joseph R. Hunt Right Seaman Jack Kramer 63 68 108 60
1944 Sgt. Frank Parker Right William F. Talbert 64 36 63 63
1945 Sgt. Frank Parker Right William F. Talbert 1412 61 62
1946 Jack Kramer Right Tom Brown, Jr. 97 63 60
1947 Jack Kramer Right Frank Parker 46 26 61 60 63
1948 Richard A. Gonzales Right Eric W. Sturgess 62 63 1412
1949 Richard A. Gonzales Right Frederick Schroeder 1618 26 61 62 64
1950 Arthur Larsen Left Herbert Flam 63 46 57 64 63
1951 Frank Sedgman Right E. Victor Seixas, Jr. 64 61 61
1952 Frank Sedgman Right Gardnar Mulloy 61 62 63
1953 Tony Trabert Right E. Victor Seixas, Jr. 63 62 63
1954 E. Victor Seixas, Jr. Right Rex Hartwig 36 62 64 64
1955 Tony Trabert Right Ken Rosewall 97 63 63
1956 Ken Rosewall Right Lewis Hoad 46 62 63 63
1957 Malcolm J. Anderson Right Ashley J. Cooper 108 75 64
1958 Ashley J. Cooper Right Malcolm J. Anderson 62 36 46 108 86
1959 Neale Fraser Left Alejandro Olmedo 63 57 62 64
1960 Neale Fraser Left Rodney Laver 64 64 97
1961 Roy Emerson Right Rodney Laver 75 63 62
1962 Rodney Laver Left Roy Emerson 62 64 57 64
1963 Rafael Osuna Right Frank Froehling, III 75 64 62
1964 Roy Emerson Right Fred Stolle 64 62 64
1965 Manuel Santana Right Cliff Drysdale 62 79 75 61
1966 Fred Stolle Right John Newcombe 46 1210 63 64
1967 John Newcombe Right Clark Graebner 64 64 86
1968 Arthur Ashe Right Tom Okker 14 12 57 63 36 63
1969 Rod Laver Left Tony Roche 79 61 62 62
1970 Ken Rosewall Right Tony Roche 26 64 76 63
1971 Stan Smith Right Jan Kodes 36 63 62 76
1972 Ilie Nastase Right Arthur Ashe 36 63 67 64 63
1973 John Newcombe Right Jan Kodes 64 16 46 62 62
1974 Jimmy Connors Left Ken Rosewall 61 60 61
1975 Manuel Orantes Left Jimmy Connors 64 63 63
1976 Jimmy Connors Left Bjorn Borg 64 36 76 64
1977 Guillermo Vilas Left Jimmy Connors 26 63 75 60
1978 Jimmy Connors Left Bjorn Borg 64 62 62
1979 John McEnroe Left Vitas Gerulaitis 75 63 63
1980 John McEnroe Left Bjorn Borg 76 61 67 57 64
1981 John McEnroe Left Bjorn Borg 46 62 64 63
1982 Jimmy Connors Left Ivan Lendl 63 62 46 64
1983 Jimmy Connors Left Ivan Lendl 63 67 75 60
1984 John McEnroe Left Ivan Lendl 63 64 61
1985 Ivan Lendl Right John McEnroe 76 63 64
1986 Ivan Lendl Right Miloslav Mecir 64 62 60
1987 Ivan Lendl Right Mats Wilander 67 60 76 64
1988 Mats Wilander Right Ivan Lendl 64 46 63 57 64
1989 Boris Becker Right Ivan Lendl 76 16 63 76
1990 Pete Sampras Right Andre Agassi 64 63 62
1991 Stefan Edberg Right Jim Courier 62 64 60
1992 Stefan Edberg Right Pete Sampras 36 64 76 62
1993 Pete Sampras Right Cedric Pioline 64 64 63
1994 Andre Agassi Right Michael Stich 61 76 75
1995 Pete Sampras Right Andre Agassi 64 63 46 75
1996 Pete Sampras Right Michael Chang 61 64 76(3)
1997 Patrick Rafter Right Greg Rusedski 63 62 46 75
1998 Patrick Rafter Right Mark Philippoussis 63 36 62 60
1999 Andre Agassi Right Todd Martin 64 67 67 63 62
2000 Marat Safin Right Pete Sampras 64 63 63
2001 Lleyton Hewitt Right Pete Sampras 76 61 61

 

[zooropamanda]

this is the wanderer

this is angry wanderer

this is za when wanderer is angry wanderer

 

[Angela Harlem]

I just complain that the Wanderer isn't coming to Australia.


*coughs*

 

[zooropamanda]

betty!!!

this thread isnt for nutters!!!!!!

*tisk* at the silliness of some people

 

[zooropamanda]

Originally posted by Angela Harlem:
I just complain that the Wanderer isn't coming to Australia.


*coughs*

 

[brettig]

On the subject of Tennis

Goran Ivanisevic overcame Pat Rafter to lift his first Wimbledon title in five sets today and then dedicated it to his father Srdjan and tragic friend, the late Drazen Petrovic.

Ivanisevic, the first wild card to reach a Grand Slam final, had lost his three previous finals, the first to Andre Agassi in 1992.

The 29-year-old Croatian, who is world ranked 125 and has suffered poor form and injury for more than a year, hugged his father, who suffers from heart trouble, after racing into the Centre Court crowd.

"I thought his heart would explode," said Ivanisevic. "I didn't think he could take it , another Runner's-up plate. We've gone through everything together. All the bad times when people say I should stop. Everything. Now we've won this together. I played on the court but he was the biggest support. He always believed I could do it.

"Also, I dedicate this to my friend, Drazen. He died in a car crash in 1993 and I went to his funeral just before Wimbledon saying I was going to win it for him. I didn't that time. But this time I did."

He added: "This is so great, to touch the trophy that has so many great names. This is going to stay next to my bed for the rest of my life. I don't care if I never play another match in my life again.

"It is the moment I have waited for. I was always second but that isn't good enough,. Now finally I am Champion of Wmbledon. This is everything for me.

"Someone said to me 10 minutes before I went out that Ken Rosewell lost four finals at Wimbledon and I was determined not to let that happen because I wanted to win so badly. I believe in God and he helped me."

Ivanisevic is ready to spend some of his ?500,000 winnings on a permanent souvenir. The Croatian, who has a tattoo depicting a shark and a rose to reflect his character ("a rose means love and the shark is a mean, mean animal") plans another one. "I will maybe put a tattoo on my chest that says 'Wimbledon 2001'," he said.

Ivanisevic enjoyed the atmosphere of a Centre Court packed with first-come, first-served spectators, some of whom had queued since six o'clock the previous evening. The noise level was deafening. It was more like a football crowd than tennis crowd, with chanting, whistling and flag flying, reminiscent of the first Middle Sunday at Wimbledon in 1991.

"It was the best moment in my life," said Ivanisevic. "You cannot describe that. Everybody was going nuts there with the flags. It was the best atmosphere Wimbledon had ever had. I don't think it will be matched ever."

Ivanisevic had an outburst in the fourth set when he was double faulted but recovered his composure. "I was just angry then but I told myself to become calm again because it was my last chance," he said.

Rafter patted Ivanisevic on the back at the end of the match. The new Champion said: "He was very sporting. He's one of the nicest guys on the tour."

 

[brettig]

I cant bring him popcorn, so heres the schedule

2001-2002 New Jersey Devils Schedule


GM # DATE HOME AWAY TIME
1 Sat Oct 6 WASHINGTON 7:05 PM
2 Thu Oct 11 NY ISLANDERS 7:35 PM
3 Sat Oct 13 MONTREAL 7:05 PM
4 Wed Oct 17 NY RANGERS 7:35 PM
5 Thu Oct 18 SAN JOSE 7:35 PM
6 Sat Oct 20 OTTAWA 7:35 PM
7 Tue Oct 23 OTTAWA 7:05 PM
8 Sat Oct 27 BUFFALO 7:35 PM
9 Tue Oct 30 BOSTON 7:05 PM
10 Thu Nov 1 PHOENIX 7:35 PM
11 Sat Nov 3 BOSTON 1:05 PM
12 Wed Nov 7 ATLANTA 7:35 PM
13 Fri Nov 9 TORONTO 7:35 PM
14 Sat Nov 10 TORONTO 7:05 PM
15 Tue Nov 13 PITTSBURGH 8:05 PM
16 Thu Nov 15 BOSTON 7:05 PM
17 Sat Nov 17 PHILADELPHIA 1:05 PM
18 Sun Nov 18 COLORADO 1:05 PM
19 Tue Nov 20 PHILADELPHIA 7:05 PM
20 Fri Nov 23 TAMPA BAY 7:35 PM
21 Sat Nov 24 FLORIDA 7:35 PM
22 Tue Nov 27 PITTSBURGH 7:35 PM
23 Fri Nov 30 DETROIT 7:35 PM
24 Sat Dec 1 DETROIT 7:35 PM
25 Tue Dec 4 TAMPA BAY 7:35 PM
26 Wed Dec 5 MONTREAL 7:35 PM
27 Sat Dec 8 WASHINGTON 1:05 PM
28 Mon Dec 10 COLUMBUS 7:05 PM
29 Wed Dec 12 NY ISLANDERS 8:05 PM
30 Fri Dec 14 FLORIDA 7:35 PM
31 Sat Dec 15 OTTAWA 7:05 PM
32 Wed Dec 19 NY RANGERS 8:05 PM
33 Thu Dec 20 EDMONTON 7:35 PM
34 Sat Dec 22 OTTAWA 1:05 PM
35 Wed Dec 26 PITTSBURGH 7:35 PM
36 Sat Dec 29 VANCOUVER 10:05 PM
37 Sun Dec 30 EDMONTON 8:05 PM
38 Tue Jan 1 ST. LOUIS 7:35 PM
39 Thu Jan 3 NASHVILLE 7:35 PM
40 Sat Jan 5 CAROLINA 7:05 PM
41 Mon Jan 7 LOS ANGELES 7:35 PM
42 Wed Jan 9 CALGARY 7:35 PM
43 Thu Jan 10 PHILADELPHIA 7:35 PM
44 Sat Jan 12 BUFFALO 7:05 PM
45 Tue Jan 15 TAMPA BAY 7:35 PM
46 Thu Jan 17 NY RANGERS 7:35 PM
47 Sat Jan 19 CAROLINA 1:05 PM
48 Mon Jan 21 TAMPA BAY 7:35 PM
49 Wed Jan 23 FLORIDA 7:35 PM
50 Thu Jan 24 ATLANTA 7:35 PM
51 Sat Jan 26 MINNESOTA 6:05 PM
52 Tue Jan 29 NY ISLANDERS 7:05 PM
53 Wed Jan 30 CHICAGO 7:35 PM
54 Tue Feb 5 MONTREAL 7:35 PM
55 Thu Feb 7 ATLANTA 7:35 PM
56 Sat Feb 9 PITTSBURGH 1:05 PM
57 Sun Feb 10 BUFFALO 7:05 PM
58 Tue Feb 12 BUFFALO 7:05 PM
59 Tue Feb 26 NY RANGERS 7:05 PM
60 Wed Feb 27 PHILADELPHIA 8:05 PM
61 Fri Mar 1 TORONTO 7:35 PM
62 Mon Mar 4 COLORADO 8:05 PM
63 Tue Mar 5 PHOENIX 9:05 PM
64 Fri Mar 8 ANAHEIM 10:35 PM
65 Sun Mar 10 DALLAS 7:05 PM
66 Wed Mar 13 NY ISLANDERS 7:35 PM
67 Sat Mar 16 NY RANGERS 3:05 PM
68 Sun Mar 17 VANCOUVER 5:05 PM
69 Wed Mar 20 CHICAGO 8:35 PM
70 Thu Mar 21 NASHVILLE 8:05 PM
71 Sat Mar 23 CAROLINA 1:05 PM
72 Mon Mar 25 FLORIDA 7:35 PM
73 Wed Mar 27 PITTSBURGH 7:35 PM
74 Fri Mar 29 WASHINGTON 7:35 PM
75 Sat Mar 30 TORONTO 7:05 PM
76 Mon Apr 1 NY ISLANDERS 7:05 PM
77 Wed Apr 3 CAROLINA 7:05 PM
78 Fri Apr 5 ATLANTA 7:35 PM
79 Sun Apr 7 BOSTON 1:05 PM
80 Wed Apr 10 PHILADELPHIA 7:05 PM
81 Fri Apr 12 MONTREAL 7:35 PM
82 Sat Apr 13 WASHINGTON 7:05 PM

 

[brettig]

Thankya Wanderer...goodnight

Stop whispering, Start shouting

 

[zooropamanda]

******************NEWSFLASH******************

Coming to you LIVE from WWS News room with our leading rovin reporter on the spot, the Man in Black...Over to you, JC

"Yes good evening viewers, Im standing here on Australian soil waiting the very exclusive and anticipated arrival of one of the greatest rock acts known to man. Yes, Robbie Williams the man with the girating hips himself, has teamed up with non other than Lord Wanderer of the Zooropadelic Wanderers to embark on one of the greatest concert acts of our time.

And the two great wonders are doing it here on our great soil. We have never experienced such an event, nor will we ever again!
Robbie has been seen limbering up his hips and Lord W has been having fittings for the tightest black leather pants known to man.
We have asked all females to remain calm at the airport this evening, but we cannot guarantee their co operation.
This is of course 2 of the greatest studs known to man, so anything is quite possible of happening.
We are on full alert and will be crossing back live on the boys' arrival.We are hoping however than when Lord W walks down the stairs of the plane that nobody is stupid enough to rush the tarmac.
Those leather pants can not take much more strain.
Ah, seems the plane will be landing any minute, we need to take cover. Back to you in the studio!"

There you have it folks, it is only minutes until The Wanderer, the man in black, the spunkiest of all spunks, the man of the hour, is in the building.....


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Brought to you by one very silly girl and her very silly sleepless friends

 

[SicilianGoddess]

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