ITS OFFICIAL - I LOVE SALOMEY

[zooropamanda]

I LOVE SALOMEY!!!!

"Long Live the K?ng of Its Official!!!!!"

 

[zooropamanda]

Salomey, You Rock!!!!

 

[zooropamanda]

Salomey is the coolest King of all SALOMETOWN!!!

 

[zooropamanda]

Salome Salome you are the coolest, most witty,most wonderful, most charmingly handsome, kicking arseingest Leader of our great Land.

I bow down in your prescence....

 

[zooropamanda]

How wise is he
How brave is he
How tall is he?

THE ONLY MAN WITH THE POWER IN THIS SALOMETOWNLAND

 

[zooropamanda]

For this his battle won...

For you we say thankyou for saving feedback from being sucked under by thousands of hairy mutants

Thankyou!!!!

 

[Angela Harlem]

This thread needs an enema.


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Enema: Word of the Day

 

[zooropamanda]

he is so funny

he makes me laugh so loud

to be a part of its official,

I feel so proud

 

[Angela Harlem]

Thousands of hairy mutants need an enema then?

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Too many enema's

 

[zooropamanda]

there is no enema!

salome has won the battle fought!

[This message has been edited by zooropamanda (edited 09-26-2001).]

 

[Angela Harlem]

*struggles to think of a slomeyish thing to say

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Trolls need enema's too

 

[zooropamanda]

Salomeo, Salomeo, wherefore art thou, Salomeo?

Deny thy EYKIW and refuse thy shame?

 

[Angela Harlem]

And the battle's just begun, there's many lost but tell me who has won?

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Does slomey need an enema?

 

[zooropamanda]

Im in love with
Im in love with
Im in love
with a guy called salomey

 

[Angela Harlem]

Im in love with
Im in love with
Im in love
with a guy called salomey


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Love needs enema's too

 

[zooropamanda]

Angela harlem, isnt it pretty this night of nights to be here in the only place that was saved by the most amazing and magnificent Salomey?

I feel blessed

 

[zooropamanda]

Dont cry for me, SalOmeeeeeeee

the truth is we all serve uuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Angela Harlem]

oooooh tis manda, tis indeed.


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Blessings need enema's too

 

[zooropamanda]

<<---Salomey plays drums

 

[Angela Harlem]

Nice drums slomey


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Shake your enema

 

[zooropamanda]

"Knock Knock!!"

"Hello?"

"Its me God, Salome!"

"Salome, Ive been waiting for you.Your secretary in Its Official told me you would drop in for tea. Im sorry though I cant spare you. Those poor souls need you."

"I know they do but I just wanted to drop in these nice warm and crunchy pancakes. They were a gift from angelaharlem. I promise there are no enemas. "

"Excellent young man, mmm very tasty, now get thee back down to your people. That secretary of yours is buzzing me on the phone as we speak and to be honest shes getting on my nerves. Your people and your kingdom need you Salome! Now GO!"

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salomey floating

 

[Angela Harlem]

Slomey floats back down to Earth to be reunited with the people of Slomeyland. He continues his good work, spreading the love and shakes as always.
Hist first stop is Its Official where he checks the children are all doing well. It looks like everyone is asleep, so not wishing to wake anyone, he leaves enemas at the foot of everyones bed.
A nice lil something for everyone to wake up to in the morning.


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[zooropamanda]

body movin, body movin, body movin, we be body movin
salomey movin, salomey movin, salomey movin, we be salomey movin...

 

[zooropamanda]

KICK IT!

you wake up late for EYKIW
MAN u dont wanna go!
you ask your mom please
but she still say NOOOO
you missed 2 posts
and no dessert
and its official is the one
that pays up the dirt

YOU GOTTA FIGHT!!
FOR YOUR RIGHT!!
saloooooooooooommmmmmeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!!

 

[zooropamanda]

I love you Salomey

 

[zooropamanda]

so does Angie

 

[zooropamanda]

so does Betty Dalton

 

[Angela Harlem]

Yeah I do
*blushes


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Enema's

 

[zooropamanda]

I think The Wanderer may love you too

 

[zooropamanda]

Im almost positively certain that frogbat thinks you're a spunk

hubba hubba