ITS OFFICIAL - I LOVE SALOMEY

[zooropamanda]

Im not so sure about Johnny Bravo I may have to ask him later

although he was asking for tips on love

 

[Salome]

and I taste good too

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[zooropamanda]

OUR KING!!!!!!!!


Salomey!!!!!

*zooropamanda faints in utter bliss at the sight of her king*

 

[zooropamanda]

Taste mmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"angie says you are a cutie"

"shhhh manda"

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Coming to you live from Salometown central: The Heart of Feedback

 

[Angela Harlem]

She was a fast machine,
She kept her motor clean,
She was the best damn "Shaker" that I ever seen,

She had me circumcised,
Telling me no lies,
Knockin' me out with those "Shakin" thighs,

Taking more than her share,
Had me fighting for air,
She told me to come, but I was already there,

'Cause the walls started "shaking",
The earth was quaking,
My mind was achin',
And we were makin' it and you...

"Shook" me all night long,
Yeah you, shook me all night long.

Walking double time on that seduction line,
She was one of a kind,
She's just mine all mine,

Wanted no applause,
It's just another cause,
Made a meal out of me, and come back for more,

Tried to cool me down,
To take another round,
Well I'm back in the ring to take another swing,

But the walls were "shaking",
The earth was quaking,
My mind was aching,
And we were making it and you...

"Shook" me all night long,
Yeah you, "shook" me all night long,
Knocked me out, I said you
"Shook" me all night long,
Had me "shaking" and you,
"Shook" me all night long,
Had me "shaking",
Well you shook me...


You really "shook" me and YOU! (yeah slomey, YOU)
"Shook" me all night long,
Aaaaahaaaahaaaah You...
"Shook" me all night long,
Yeah yeah you (YOU, slomey),
"Shook" me all night long,
You really got me and you,
"Shook" me all night long,
Yeah you "shook" me,
Yeah you "shook" me,
All night Slomey.

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Enema's

 

[zooropamanda]

Im shakin all overrrrrrr

 

[zooropamanda]

For goodness sakes
I got the Salomey Salomey Shakes!!
he shakes me to the left
Shakes me to the right
He does those Salomey Shake Shakes
with all of his mightttt!!!!!

 

[zooropamanda]

DO the Shake!
Do the Shake!
Do the Salome Shake
The Salome Shake
Do the Shake!

 

[zooropamanda]

* runs in and kisses salomey on the cheek*

 

[Angela Harlem]

Tee Heee, Slomey said he tastes good!


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Enema's

 

[Angela Harlem]

Ah, everybody get on the floor, let's dance
Don't fight the feeling give yourself a chance

Shake, shake, shake - shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Oh, shake, shake, shake - shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty

Oh, you can, you can do well, very well
Your love can stand the world, I can tell

Oh, shake, shake, shake - shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Oh, shake, shake, shake - shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty, wow wow, yeah!

Shake, shake, shake, shake
Oh, shake, shake, shake, shake

Oh, shake, shake, shake - shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Oh, shake, shake, shake - shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty

Oh, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty, oh don't fight the feeling
Shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty, oh give yourself a chance

Shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty, you can do it, do it
Shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty, come and love me now

Shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty, ooh ooh huh
Shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty, oh come on now sister

Shake, shake come on and shake, shake come on
Your booty do your duty ah hah .....

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Booty's need enema's too

 

[zooropamanda]

[Approaching the cistern and looking down into it] How black it is, down there! It must be terrible to be in so black a hole! It is like a tomb... [To the soldiers] Did you not hear me? Bring out the prophet. I would look on him.

 

[zooropamanda]

Thou wilt do this thing for me, Narraboth, and tomorrow when I pass in my litter beneath the gateway of the idol?sellers I will let fall for thee a little flower, a little green flower.

 

[zooropamanda]

Salome High School : Home of the Fighting Frogs

 

[zooropamanda]

I LOVE SALOMEY!

thankyou oh King Salomey for finding us this beautiful paradise in which to reside and bounce about like sweet little angels.

Thankyou for our powder puff pillows and moonbeam enemas...

for the birdies that chirp in the sky and the songs that play in our heads

Oh great one....

 

[Angela Harlem]

The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, they finish by loading honors on your head.

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Societies need enema's too

 

[Angela Harlem]

Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 19,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps only weigh 1.5 tons.
- Popular Mechanics, March 1949.

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Computers need enema's too

 

[zooropamanda]

salomey..come back and play
we like it when you come and play
cause you are the King!


Its Official would not exist without you!!!!

 

[zooropamanda]

maybe if I say

"yes you are very tasty"

you will come back

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Shake it, Shake it, Shake it

 

[zooropamanda]

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Salome's secretary
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[zooropamanda]

Salome is hot!
Hotness is all that matters!

 

[zooropamanda]

From now on all posts in Its Official will be checked, approved and signed by our King, Salome.
By order of Official Salometown law
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Salome's secretary
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[ACROB@T]

Girls,

Does it not worry you a tiny bit that in just over 80 minutes you have created 51 posts...we're talking a thread on average every 1 1/2 minutes, or 90 seconds..... for a full 1 hour and 20 minutes...non-stop action devoted to all things meaty.....

 

[SicilianGoddess]

Yay I'm not the only nut job here!!!

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Here Today, Gone Tomorrow....
Always

 

[SweetOnU2]

Originally posted by SicilianGoddess:
Yay I'm not the only nut job here!!!

Hmmmm, yah sure?

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~*Everybody's talkin' about POP Musik!*~

(??.?(?*?.? ?.?*?)?.??)
?.???. *Monica* .???.?
(?.??(?.??* *??.?)??.)


[This message has been edited by SweetOnU2 (edited 09-26-2001).]

 

[Crzy4Bono]

Originally posted by SicilianGoddess:
Yay I'm not the only nut job here!!!

I thought this place was pretty much entirely made up of nut jobs!

**shake it shake it shake it**



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She's gonna dream up a world she wants to live in / She's gonna dream out loud.
Visit my web page at www.u2page.com

 

[Angela Harlem]

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Nut Jobs are enema's too

 

[Salome]

so, what are you trying to say A@ROBAT ?

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[christiana]

Originally posted by zooropamanda:
* runs in and kisses salomey on the cheek*

I saw salomey blushes...

 

[Angela Harlem]

ACROB@T, it actually bothers me more that you calculated that!