Ali Rose
New Yorker
dont you just love it when the day you run out of gas is the one day its just turned from 35? to -40????
Yes folks its the dead of winter in Minnesota again. A joyous time of scraping windsheilds, falling on your ass and Idiot drivers just WAITING to run you right into the ditch.
Note how the roads are so blanketed in salt, you cant even see the lane lines. Which you'd THINK would eliminate all fear of the dreaded "Black Ice" that is actually capable of changing colour much like our clever friend the Chamelion. If you listen closely, you can actually HEAR your car rusting.
And if you are swift, you can actually catch a glimpse of the beatiful evening stars and a whiff of the crip, woodsy air......just before your eyeballs freeze over and your lungs collapse.
*cue Californians bragging about the 85? they enjoyed today*
Yes folks its the dead of winter in Minnesota again. A joyous time of scraping windsheilds, falling on your ass and Idiot drivers just WAITING to run you right into the ditch.
Note how the roads are so blanketed in salt, you cant even see the lane lines. Which you'd THINK would eliminate all fear of the dreaded "Black Ice" that is actually capable of changing colour much like our clever friend the Chamelion. If you listen closely, you can actually HEAR your car rusting.
And if you are swift, you can actually catch a glimpse of the beatiful evening stars and a whiff of the crip, woodsy air......just before your eyeballs freeze over and your lungs collapse.
*cue Californians bragging about the 85? they enjoyed today*