It's Official# I could have broken my arm

[Angel]

I woke up last night, and my right arm was completely asleep. It was like this dead appendage hanging from the side of my body, but instead it was jammed underneath me and the shooting pain in my shoulder woke me up.
I used my left arm to lift my right arm to a safe place where it could recuperate
I could have broken my arm while sleeping.

Could you imagine?

'Hey Christina, how'd you break your arm?'

'While sleeping.'

'What do you mean while sleeping?'

'I mean while sleeping you $%#!)*& '

' *Freak'

 

[daafish]

I've woke up one time and both of my arms were asleep! I had to use my body to get my arms out. They were flopping around like Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura when he gets shot with the darts and everything starts to go numb.

 

[Lilly]

yesterday during a nap i dreamt i was assaulted coming back from the library. i actually felt getting shoved to the ground.


i think i smashed my face into the wall while sleeping and incorporated it in.

 

[Screaming Flower]

spray it with windex.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i know this guy who said he broke his arm whilst masturbating.

yeah, he was a real asshole.

 

[cell]

say what?!?

 

[Sicy]

 

[Angel]

oh my.......

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

oh, and he had a mullet his freshmen year of high school too. this was in 1998.

what a