It's Official: I can't drive 55

[cujo]

I can only go about 30km/hr... any body else here slow on the pedal and not down with metal?

 

[u2popmofo]

My problem is that I'm quite into watching various types of Auto-racing on tv, etc, so when I get driving sometimes, I have a need for speed.

Luckily I've only gotten one traffic ticket ever.

 

[cujo]

I got a traffic ticket...

the female officer pulled me over and said...

"I didn't realize this was a sexy zone"

and my reply

"I'm always in the sexy zone"

and then I woke up... to this.

 

[cujo]

Another time,

I was driving this bus, and an evil Arizona Wildcat fan was forcing me to SPEED... but the bus was destroyed because I couldn't drive 55.

 

[Chizip]

i once drag raced vin diesel

but i lost cause he could drive like 150 and i cant drive 55

so he won my car

 

[jkayet]

errr.... I can drive fast.

 

[Lilly]

when i go home i average about 85 mph (that's like 120kmph)

<---speed. demon.

 

[Angela Harlem]

120 isn't fast on a freeway where are YOU anyway lilly?




I drive like a mother duck.

 

[Basstrap]

I have never gotten a ticket in anything