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Last night was fabulous. You are my goddess. Please say you will see me again.

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This is Kelly, the nurse at Dr. Smith's office calling to confirm your appointment tomorrow at 3pm to discuss your *cough* problem
 
*Hi i'm calling from WIN A FREEEEEEEEEEEE VACATION! You have won a vacation to Antartica. All you have to do is buy $100,000,00 worth of property. Please call 1-800-we-steal
 
Just get a regular mailbox. They work really nice. I hear voices come out of mine.
 
I do! Not to mention the stamps constantly asking me to lick them, even though they are self-adhesive.
 
Yo, uhh mike, they say you can't put a young head on old shoulders...that may be true, but i'll tell you what man, ENJOY YOUR YOUTH, enjoy your health...once you reach a certain age, bob, things start creaking...you think oh well, you'll get over it, but your head starts to hurt like mine, your neck starts achin'...right arlene? Huh? I said, enjoy your youth when you're his age!! BEEP....
 
"good evening. this is the bellagio hotel. a suite has been reserved in your name courtesy of mr.headsonsticks. please call our reservations hotline to book your suite. the toll free number is 1-800-143-8239."
 
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"Hi Ken, this is Barbie! Skipper gave the thumbs up on the threesome. Woooo-hoooo!"
 
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