IT'S OFFICIAL # Black Grief

[zoney!]

anyone want to be in my goth band?

 

[beegee]

only if i can wear fishnet stockings and combat boots.



and sing.

 

[zoney!]

wouldn't beeeee better if we slept together?


Never say never!

 

[~LadyLemon~]

As long as I'm manager.

 

[beegee]

 

[~LadyLemon~]

can we have songs about pussy cats?

 

[cell]

i'll just stand there and look cool.

 

[BAW]

I'll be your groupie

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I make a wonderful groupie.

I'll wear lots of eyeliner.

 

[beegee]

its in my contract that i must do lots of drugs and CUSS.

 

[Bonochick]

Yes.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i have a bass, I can paint it black and put a skull on it if necessary :mope:

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

do I have to wear make up?

I won't join if I can't wear make up.

 

[beegee]

this is MY band. jeff, you get guitar.

 

[Salome]

tres excellent

 

[Pinball Wizard]

and again the drummer and bass player are neglected.

:righton:

 

[beegee]

do you want me to paint you as the drummer, cujo?

is that it?

not tonight, dear, i have a headache.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

No, I am an exclusive guitarist. Lead preferrably.

But I'm willing to make an exception... my heart's got rhythm.

:score:

 

[zoney!]

I LOVE IT - especially my t-shirt

this is MY band. jeff, you get guitar.

OMC! do you use that kind of language in a goth band?

Looks like I have to grow my hair out and lose a few pounds. No one like a chunky goth guy (sorry mister smith). And, looks like I need to be punched in both eyes. Any volunteers?

Singer in fishnets and combat boots[x]
Manager [x]
Lead guitarist [x]
Filler guitarist, founding father, pretty boy [x]
Bassist (paint it black) [x]
Bonochic (left off the k) pressing buttons on the drum machine [x]
Yerlte wearing eyeliner playing the traingle and recorder [x]
Groupies [x]

What else?

 

[Angela Harlem]

I am your drummer.

Here is my resume:

Hi, yeah I played drums once. well it wasn't really drums, more like a drum machine at the powerhouse museum in sydney when they had that 'here and now' exhibit of music from the 60's til now. it was totally WICKed though. i played 'great southern land'. its not goth but dont be too picky ok?
also i am a vegetarian and do recreational LSD which makes me appreciate colour a lot, ya know?

ok, so um, hire me.

 

[Mr. BAW]

I'm the fooken' bus driver!

Get out of ma' way!

 

[Angela Harlem]

so we wont be singing tiny dancer on this tour bus?

 

[nbcrusader]

Do I have to pierce anything?

 

[Angela Harlem]

prince albert.

come on nbc.

you know you wanna.

so does mrs nbc.

!

 

[Mr. BAW]

prince albert.

come on nbc.

you know you wanna.

so does mrs nbc.

!

Ouch Baby, very ouch!!!

 

[nbcrusader]

I'm gonna keep my legs crossed when I come in here....

 

[beegee]

mr baw as the bus driver

I'm the fooken' bus driver!

Get out of ma' way!

 

[Salome]

everybody hates critics

What else?

I can be the critic to hype your first album beyond believe

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I WANT TO BE IN YOUR LAME ASS BAND FOR LOSERS!!!!

 

[zoney!]

Salome will be paid under the table for his reviews

Boomchaa...only good publicity please.

Thank you.