It's official# Birds

[Mullen-Girl]

I look out the window and what do I see? 500 birds flying at me! Gah! I swear it's like Alfred Hitchcock's Birds.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Was there exactly 500?

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Well give or take a few feathery killers

 

[zoney!]

yes...please put on some rain gear (to protect yourself) and go outside and get us an accurate count.

WE DEMAND ACCURACY!

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

birds is like this really awesome song on a really awesome neil young album.

can this be a neil young thread

 

[Angela Harlem]

you just said neil young and awesome in the same line turtle. you have done this before.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

I am of the opinion that Neil Young is one of the greatest things to come out of Canada since...

mooses. meese. whatever.

 

[zoney!]

IO is a not a democracy today.

In order to have this be a neil young thread, you need to petition (and bribe) Salome.

hail! (as in sleat/snow) Salome!

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

maybe Salome will sticky my Neil Young thread.

edit: Dearest-Just-Returned-From Australia-Salome

may I hijack this thread and turn it into a Neil Young thread for you to sticky?

love (can break your heart),
yertle

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

oh I forgot the bribe bit.

I'll give you Sachin Tendulkar's leg. Before wicket, of course.

 

[zoney!]

*can't think of a neil young lyric to be creative with.

 

[Angela Harlem]

I woulda given him lbw as well. damn close, but still.

i need a duck. golden referably.

hrmph.

 

[Salome]

 

[Mullen-Girl]

 

[Angela Harlem]

heading straight for the bails.

 

[zoney!]

Neil young has three chins in that photo.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

I thought this thread was supposed to be about Canada.

 

[Laura M]

one time I met a fascinating parrot, I cant remember his name, but he whistled when I asked him what he said to the ladies, he also asked for crackers a lot.

 

[zoney!]

what up cracker?

 

[Mullen-Girl]

In the words of Chris Rock:

Cracker ass cracker!

 

[ABEL]

the past several months we've had those flocks of birds here too. seems like they always come this time of year. and right around 5pm outside of work, there's thousands of them.

 

[zoney!]

the birds want to meet ABEL under the mistletoe!

They want their "pecks"

 

[ABEL]

 

[meegannie]

I got in trouble for saying that Alfred Hitchcock's shadow looks like a duck when I was five.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

ACK!!! They're back...and they've brought more friends

 

[meegannie]

By killing their enemy, I became the alpha crow.

 

[Laura M]

mullen girl is making me laugh out loud


which is okay

 

[Lemon Meringue]

ZUMA

 

[JessicaAnn]

Zubaz