It's Official #better than chocolate

[Lilly]

there are few things on earth better than it.

 

[Bonochick]

there are very few things on earth that taste better than shit.

You are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lilly]

kat LOVES shit eating

You aren't sick as me!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's a confession and a half!!!!!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

Re: kat LOVES shit eating

I once had a fantasy involving Kirk, whipped cream, and a rubber ducky...now that's a confession and a half!!!!!!!!

Keep your sexy dreams to yourself!!!!

 

[adamswildhoney]

No comment

 

[Bonochick]

I have no comment because I know I could never say anything as cool as BC or Lilly.

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!

 

[Lilly]

No comment, because I constantly dream of Kat in the same way

 

[Lilly]

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout, I constantly of Kirk whipped cream, and a rubber ducky, and sometimes salome!!!

oh GOODNESS kat!

 

[Bonochick]

oh my GOODNESS, kat! You know what those thoughts do to me!

Please refrain from sharing those thoughts!!!

 

[adamswildhoney]

I am going to get the 2 of you

 

[Lilly]

Please refrain from sharing those thoughts, which I actually have and am forcing you to have nightmares of by detailing them!!!

yeah, it's your fault!

 

[Bonochick]

I am going to get the 2 of you some alcohol and Ryan Adams

Me excited already!

 

[Bonochick]

yeah, it's your fault that I'm so turned on right now! Stop it, Kat!

Oh, but I was just gettin' warmed up!

 

[Lilly]

fuck you flood control

I am going to get the 2 of you two shiny new cars and a fat load of cash!!!

thanks!

 

[Lilly]

Oh, but I was just gettin' warmed up by thinking about math problems and scientific equations!

oh kat, you're such a nerd!!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

Re: fuck you flood control

thanks for not telling the cops that I was the one who went into the 7-Eleven completely naked!

That's what friends are for!!

 

[Bonochick]

oh kat, you're such wonderful person, and I am such a nerd!!!!! Please teach me how to be great like you!

The greatness that is Kat cannot be taught.

 

[Lilly]

Re: Re: fuck you flood control

That's what friends are for, getting you drunk and waiting till you pass out so they can steal all your cash!!!

that's rather shameful.

 

[Lilly]

The "specialness" that is Kat cannot be taught by anyone, thank God, we don't want repeat offenders.

amen to dat sistah!

 

[Bonochick]

Re: Re: Re: fuck you flood control

I like to hang out at elementary schools and beat up little kids for their lunch money...that's rather shameful, isn't it?

It is, but you are forgiven because we understand that you are "special".

 

[adamswildhoney]

Re: Re: Re: Re: fuck you flood control

It is, but you are forgiven because we understand that you have "special" problems.

 

[Bonochick]

Can I get an amen from dat sistah over in the corner?

That's a guy, you weirdass!!!!!

 

[Lilly]

Re: Re: Re: Re: fuck you flood control

It is, but you are forgiven because we understand that you are one of the best people I know...so witty...I could go on if you want.

why thank you kat! you're great!

 

[Lilly]

lol you know i love ya kat

That's John, you weirdass!!!!!

oh sorry

 

[Bonochick]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: fuck you flood control

why thank you kat! you're great in bed!

I told you not to bring that up in mixed company!

 

[Screaming Flower]

you two need copious amounts of help.

 

[Bonochick]

Re: lol you know i love ya kat

I am oh so sorry that I will never get to make out with John because he looks like such a stud.

He sure is...and he's all mine!!!

 

[Lilly]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: fuck you flood control

I told you to bring that up in mixed company as often as possible, just like those fantasies I have about huge motherboards!

i just don't like mentioning it in public so much - is that such an issue?

 

[Bonochick]

you two need copious amounts of alcohol...here, let me help.

That's really sweet of you!!!

 

[Bonochick]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: fuck you flood control

i just don't like mentioning that I posed nude it in public so much - wasn't that such a great issue of Playboy they put my pictures in?

I don't read that!!!