IT'S OFFICIAL #691

[Bonochick]

I ate some eggs for dinner, and Dad told me I should check the expiration date on the egg carton. It was December 11th. Ewwwwwwwww...

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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."

 

[Sicy]

eek !!

* rushes bonochick to the hospital

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Feel ok today?

 

[U2girl]

Yuck!

But you're still ok, right?

 

[kobayashi]

past due eggs are for throwing not eatin'!!

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The man from Whirlpool came to fix the washer today, and he found Black Widow spiders nesting underneath its broken engine, and he showed me the web, and I found myself thinking of catching you, biting you, spinning you within my limbs and setting you free.
Don't tell me this isn't true.
Tell me you feel this fire

 

[Bonochick]

Well, I didn't die!

Hehe...I'm flirtin' with danger! Look out!

*runs off to find moldy cheese and expired milk*


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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."

 

[ACROB@T]

past due eggs are for throwing not eatin'!!

how very ageist~~

 

[kobayashi]

Originally posted by ACROB@T:
how very ageist~~

i've had far too many eggs hit my head to understand what that means.

are you accusing me of discriminating on the basis of age?
cause that's what www.dictionary.com says you're doing.
you're squigglies are what really threw me though

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i am ready to communicate with you

 

[ACROB@T]

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dairy products are people too

 

[ACROB@T]

my squigglies feelings are hurt now

 

[Crzy4Bono]

<---------- sends BC some ipecac syrup, for future meal disasters.

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She's gonna dream up a world she wants to live in / She's gonna dream out loud.
Visit my web page at www.u2page.com

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Well stupid me drank rum after 4 giant Labatts and therefore I have been hugging the toilet allllllllllllll day. I feel so gross.

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You will believe in me
And I can never be ignored

 

[wannabe]

I discovered a new fear I have. Upon opening a tupperware container to two-week-old pie Kate had made me, I was startled by the mass of moldy hair it grew.

 

[Crzy4Bono]

ew

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She's gonna dream up a world she wants to live in / She's gonna dream out loud.
Visit my web page at www.u2page.com

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

What kind of pie was it?

 

[zoomerang II]

if you have any eggs left, stick them in water. If they sink, they are good, if they float, they are bad.

Me thinks they will probably float.

 

[wannabe]

Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel:
What kind of pie was it?

Blueberry!