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Originally posted by kobayashi:
can someone please post something interesting?
i'm really bored. i need to be provoked.

Em...well you know those snakes that the snake charmers use? Well, they're deaf and respond to the movement of the flute thing, not the music. Lol that's all I know
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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL
And planting an amazing fern on her shoulder... ~ScottPhisto~

I got lost in the Netherlands!!

You can dream, But you can never go back the way you came
 
Cool camel fact #2: What's a camel to do if a sandstorm blows in? The thick hair in his ears filters out sand and dust, and two rows of long, thick eyelashes shield his peepers from the bright sun and stop sand from getting in his eyes. If even the teeniest, tiniest grain of sand gets past, his inner eyelid will pop out like a windshield wiper and whisk it away pronto
 
..I thought camels were very dull and uninspiring..kinda like the reincarnation choice for those who drew the short straws
 
usually www.bored.com does the trick but I can leave you with some questions to answer....

Were hairballs once considered things of beauty?

Will sitting too close to the TV, reading with bad light, etc., ruin your eyes?

Is uranium added to false teeth to give them a natural glow?

When a woman gives birth in westerns, why do they always boil water?

Why do we have wax in our ears? Do roaches ever crawl in there?

What is d?j? vu?

What are hiccups and why do we get them?

What does "the right to bear arms" really mean?

Is U.S. income tax invalid because Ohio wasn't legally a state when the 16th amendment was ratified?!

Can I declare a "no-flight zone" over my house?

Can a Munchkin be seen committing suicide in The Wizard of Oz?

How come you never see Class B cigarettes?

Why do older men have hair growing in their noses and ears?

Which will keep you drier, running through the rain or walking?

Do eelskin wallets demagnetize bank teller cards?

Which freezes faster, hot water or cold water?

If you pour salt on garden slugs, do they shrivel up and scream?

Where are all the baby pigeons?

Are turkeys so stupid they will look up in the sky when it rains and drown?

Why do wintergreen Life Savers spark when crunched?

If all one billion Chinese jumped at once, would the earth be thrown out of its orbit?

Why do pigeons bob their heads?

Why does Heinz ketchup say "57 varieties"? I only see one variety

Is it true what they say about gerbils?

Why are furnaces vented outdoors but ovens aren't?

Why do most storms in North America move from west to east, but hurricanes move east to west?

What's the word for when you can't think of the word?

Water contains hydrogen and oxygen. Why doesn't it burn?

Is it possible to rain frogs, cats, dogs, etc.?

Do laundry balls really work?

Is it possible to diet with beer?

To slow a stick-shift car, should you brake or downshift?

How could the Russians not discover America? It was only 50 miles away!

How do I go about creating a zombie?
 
can someone please post something interesting?
i'm really bored. i need to be provoked.

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one cannot be betrayed if one has no people.
 
Ahah!!!!! So you humans have discovered what we're about hmmm?

Interesting you call it hazing. We call it getting drunk and playing party games.

The Squirrel world is full of Secret Societies, but if you require specific answers to any question, I will be on the case at your request!

*** Secret Squirrel at your service! ***

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Shhhhhhhh
 
Originally posted by Secret Squirrel:
Interesting you call it hazing. We call it getting drunk and playing party games.
it's all just a matter of perception

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it
 
Originally posted by zonelistener:
Secret Squirrel is my hero!

should secret squirrels really be thrust into the role of heros though?

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Originally posted by zonelistener:
Secret Squirrel is a crime fighter...and therefore can be seen as a hero! (just a thing of the moment...it will pass for me)

are you taken a nibble outta crime?

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Originally posted by zonelistener:
Brilliant!

my brilliance only comes out when i can't sleep. i could stay up and do a bunch of reading but i can't afford my books till mid week. damn, thank god for the internet.

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Where is Secret Squirrel ? ~ with so many nuts here in IO you thought the wee furry one would be unable to stay away for too long~

Squirrels are people too!

a small extract for those that were/are warmly fascinated:

You see it every spring...squirrels racing in front of cars, squirrels taunting cats, squirrels chasing dogs, and squirrels stuffing their faces until their cheeks are on the verge of exploding. Pretty normal squirrel behavior, right?

Two years ago, after yet another near miss with yet another squirrel while riding in a car, it occurred to us that there might be a reason why so many squirrels choose to run in front of cars at the very last second. At first, we thought it might be a behavioral response to a fast-moving object passing in front of them; then it occurred to us that it might be a desperate cry for attention; finally, we resigned ourselves to the belief that the squirrels were suicidal and trying to end their miserable lives. That's when we started this project.

What began as an attempt to counsel squirrels so we could find out exactly what was so miserable about their lives that they would want to end it underneath a moving vehicle, turned into one of the most startling revelations in the history of human-squirrel relations
 
I didn't even know there was a secret squirrel!!

what an odd name

what an odd concept!

also...I thought kobayshi started this thread but popangel has the first post...

maybe I'm gone temporarily insane
 
Basstrap said:
I didn't even know there was a secret squirrel!!

what an odd name

what an odd concept!

never trust a Squirrel with a trusty white trenchcoat..he's the James Bond of the rodent world..fighting off such evil as the fearless Yellow Pinky..has a trusty companion named Morocco Mole..was a fairly popular Saturday morning cartoon in various forms throughout the 60's and 80's in America and over here

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also...I thought kobayshi started this thread but popangel has the first post...

..it actually works with Pop-Angel confessing to her Linda Blair tendancies I think

maybe I'm gone temporarily insane

I see your temporary insanity...and I raise you with my full time one...
 
okay...who are you?
mr.multiple username

I don't take kindly to strange folk 'round dese parts?
you hear?!?
:mad:
 
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