It's Official #1568

[zonelistener]

trying to get numbers in order - that's what the IO handyman is here for.


Now - on to other strife. I need to fix a hole in the Corn Palace.

Need to dust of the old spatula.

Wipe down the salomeytown bar.

ChocoMartinis and Lemon Drops re on the house!!!

YEEE HAW.

 

[Bonochick]

the IO handyman

How handy!

 

[zonelistener]

 

[Bonochick]

zoney.........



I have something to say.

 

[zonelistener]

one time....



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[Bonochick]

LMFAO...You Weirdo.......

I'm not wearing any pants!!!!!!

 

[zonelistener]

I smell like a old DC-9

 

[Bonochick]

I was going to call you, but I lost your number.

My dog almost ate your ball...I had to pry it outta his mouth!

 

[zonelistener]

down toby

Ouch
(I mean, my ball in your dog's mouth)

 

[Bonochick]

I was all, "No, Sammy Chase, that's zoney's ball!" He's all *chomp, chomp* "MMMMMMMMMMM!!" So I'm all, "No, Sammy Chase, you're going to choke!" Your ball is pretty small though, so it might have just gone down easy.

 

[zonelistener]

where is Lurk these days?

hmmmmm. My ball would go down easy. hmmmmmm.

 

[Whiskers]

Lurk Is Where He Deserves To Be

I my wings!!!!!

*rubs up against zoney*

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...............................

 

[Basstrap]

IO handyman?

you couldn't fix a gun with the side of a bar...

 

[HelloAngel]

BC!! I am girlfriend!!

 

[Bonochick]

to whom i tmay concern (i hate the word whom...i never use it right...)

i am now wearing pants

and the world bereathes a sigh of relief!!!!!!!!! LOL


i still cannot find my copy of ATYCLB...it kirs me

 

[HelloAngel]

I'm not wearing pants right now.


I'm wearing white boxers.

 

[daisybean]

what's a kirs ?

Does a bathrobe count as pants.

 

[Angela Harlem]

is that a drunk bc post?
i think she meant irk.
dont think bathrobes count as pants.

you are pantsless.

 

[Basstrap]

it should be a rule that BC only posts drunk

 

[Bonochick]

is that a drunk bc post?
i think she meant irk.

Oops...yes, that is what I meant.

Mad props to you for being able to decipher that.

 

[bonosloveslave]

Now - on to other strife. I need to fix a hole in the Corn Palace.

Soooo.......you have a corn hole?

 

[Bonochick]

My friend wrote a poem about corn once...it was called "Corn On MY Cob!"...I have it in a folder somewhere...

Here's me with my hair braided in cornrows...back when I was gonna be a rap star. Then I realized I couldn't rock a rhyme, so I got it cut...thus was the end of Golden Delicious's career.

___
Who knows what CD I'm holdin'??