Hey!!!! 1551 is a palindrome! Wow!!!
My dad went to the store and bought like a ton of pizzas and 3 big blocks of cheese. I went in the other room to get a shoe and some orange juice, and there was a guy sitting in my sink. I said, "lo!", and he told me to piss off, so I told him I was going to make sure he would not receive the Horatio P. Jones Mark of Excellence award for stocking paper, no matter how damn efficient he was. He said there was pie, but I did not see any of this so-called "pie". When I got back to the computer, I accidentally pushed the chair when I went to sit down, so it rolled away, and I fell on my ass.
I need to clean this house otherwise wannabe, Ali Rose, and April will think I live like a slob (okay, it's not THAT bad).
When I was little, I used to dream about owning a pet shark named Richie, and Richie always tried to steal my orange, and I told him I hoped they had Jujyfruit in hell because I know how much he loves them. Why he didn't just eat those instead of an orange is beyond me. Oranges don't squirt crap in your eye either.
My best friend likes to lick roses...the petals feel good on the tongue...I can't go to the florist with her. She embarrasses me.
My dad went to the store and bought like a ton of pizzas and 3 big blocks of cheese. I went in the other room to get a shoe and some orange juice, and there was a guy sitting in my sink. I said, "lo!", and he told me to piss off, so I told him I was going to make sure he would not receive the Horatio P. Jones Mark of Excellence award for stocking paper, no matter how damn efficient he was. He said there was pie, but I did not see any of this so-called "pie". When I got back to the computer, I accidentally pushed the chair when I went to sit down, so it rolled away, and I fell on my ass.
I need to clean this house otherwise wannabe, Ali Rose, and April will think I live like a slob (okay, it's not THAT bad).
When I was little, I used to dream about owning a pet shark named Richie, and Richie always tried to steal my orange, and I told him I hoped they had Jujyfruit in hell because I know how much he loves them. Why he didn't just eat those instead of an orange is beyond me. Oranges don't squirt crap in your eye either.
My best friend likes to lick roses...the petals feel good on the tongue...I can't go to the florist with her. She embarrasses me.
to tell stories even more after a few drinks!
