it's official #1482

[Screaming Flower]

i'm revising my resume AGAIN.

help me think of fun things to put on there.

i think i'm going to apply for a stripper job.















somebody stop me from eating my own brains.

 

[meegannie]

STOP.


In the name of love.


Before you eat your brains.


Think it o-over.




Your resume probably kicks ass. You do all kinds of cool stuff and know stuff and stuff. Put that on there.

SOMEDAY I WILL LEARN THE SMILES EE CODES.

 

[Lilly]

say something about how cool the name shannon is

i bet if you wore this helmet it would be harder to eat your own brains.

 

[Screaming Flower]

this is exactly what i meant. i love you all.

i actually just lol'ed a little.



freaks

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I should revise mine.


Mine looks kind of boring, doesn't exactly scream, "HIRE ME".


My mom actually suggested I put down interference as experience, the moderating part, at least.

 

[HelloAngel]

I dunno anything to add about the resume thang, but this might make you laugh...

In 1996 or 97, whenever I started getting on the internet more, I would email back and forth with this AOL chick.. I'd say something funny, and she'd type "LOL"

And I'd read it and go, "huh? what's LOL? how do you LOL?"

SERIOUSLY -> I sat there and imagined her holding her stomach, and audibly saying "LOLOLOLOLOLOL"

 

[Ali Rose]

Just tell em you know me. that'll be an in right away. I know everyone.

In fact you all have permission to put me on your resumes and your lists of reference.

Your welcome.

everyone to me now.

 

[Sicy]

When your close to done, send it to me, I can go over it and clean it up for you if you want. I learned how to do resume's in computer class.


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the kind that gets you jobs

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

When your close to done, send it to me, I can go over it and clean it up for you if you want. I learned how to do resume's in computer class.


_____
the kind that gets you jobs

Hey!

where the hell were you 10 months ago?

 

[Sicy]

I dont know.

Send me yours too!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I dont know.

Send me yours too!

Done!

 

[Zoomerang96]

this thread is hilarnious what with the (insert goatboy noise) and the smiles EE mention by meeganie.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Mine looks kind of boring, doesn't exactly scream, "HIRE ME".

Popgirl is on to something here. I IMPLORE you screamer to make an audio tape to accompany your resume with you screaming "HIRE ME".

Sublime works. The tv told me.


Or you could just ask Sicy to give you a hand.
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good luck chook

 

[Screaming Flower]

how's this?

HIRE ME!!!!!!

 

[HelloAngel]

Or...

You could go see The Ring, then devise your own little disturbing video.

Send it to your prospective company

Then, once they watch it, call them and tell them they will loose their job in 7 days if they don't hire you.

 

[Screaming Flower]

that's a good one. disturbing yet highly effective.

 

[hiphop]

lol

Just tell em you know me. that'll be an in right away. I know everyone.

In fact you all have permission to put me on your resumes and your lists of reference.

Your welcome.

everyone to me now.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Re: how's this?

HIRE ME!!!!!!

I'm printing this out and taping it to my chest.

10 months....10 LOOOONG months.....

[/whine]

 

[zonelistener]

I was asked what Interference.com was in an interview.....it actually led to some good conversation.

 

[kobayashi]

come to the temple of templates

i designed my own template.

it worked out well

 

[Screaming Flower]

oooooooohhhhhhh a kobesan template. very eenteresting.

my template is rather but better than my first one.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I don't even have a template.

Maybe that's been my problem.

 

[Sicy]

I'll make you one.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'll make you one.

I Doodle.