It's Official #1444

[Diemen]

Yes indeed, ladies and gents, hear me now and believe me later: Thanks to my rediscovery of the wonder that is IO, I have upped my puny avg posts per day by a whopping hundredth of a post to the awesome total of 1.99 posts per day. At this rate I'll reach 3 posts per day in roughly a year.

You may congratulate me in any way you see fit (as long as I like it).

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Hans and Franz kicked ass

 

[Cowgirl]

what a swishy avatar

 

[Ali Rose]

What are my thoughts?

Diemen has sexy hands.

Yup I'm gonna knock it off now. I'm all out of hormones for the day.

 

[Screaming Flower]

ali rose and i would be happy to up your average any day...

 

[Ali Rose]

What have we done to this sweet boy?



Diemen, you have now entered the realm that bears the title "the IO manwhore"

 

[daisybean]

*cough*rentaroom*cough*

This thread is too funny

 

[Diemen]

ali rose and i would be happy to up your average any day...

LMAO.

*checks paystubs for amount of vacation time so far*

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

How come anytime I introduce a nice guy I immediately get cast off to the side?


Am I out of the running now? Grrrr.....


*sits in corner and reads last issue of Rolling Stone

 

[Diemen]

How come anytime I introduce a nice guy I immediately get cast off to the side?


Am I out of the running now? Grrrr.....

not at all, not at all! All of us just have to decide where and when to have our little "get together"

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

oooh, yer makin me blush

not at all, not at all! All of us just have to decide where and when to have our little "get together"

 

[U2girl]

Well, i think Diemen is tricking all of us: first he plays all innocent and shows us his pics, and when he gets the attention, he's all "surprised".

He planned the whole thing!

*can just see Diemen memorizing all the girls who liked his pics. just in case, apparently.*

@ the first post in this thread.

 

[U2girl]

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Hans and Franz kicked ass

Who's Hans and Franz ?

 

[Sicy]

 

[Ali Rose]

OK heres the plan.

ELIMIDATE in San Fran: staring Sicy and Daafish as host/commentators.

Diemen decides between April, Ali Rose, and Screamer.


This will be Fuuuuuun.....

 

[Diemen]

You mean I can't just have a harem?

 

[Ali Rose]

I'll start sewing the togas...



Do you like green or red grapes???

I think us 3 would make a GREAT harem, BTW...

 

[Diemen]

Oooohhh, this is going to be a clothed harem?

Do you like green or red grapes???

I think us 3 would make a GREAT harem, BTW...

I like both kinds...and I completely agree about the 3 of you.

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I think I've been naughty enough in the past few days to make up for a few years. Although revealing that fact shows just a hint of how plain vanilla boring my life is.

 

[Diemen]

Stop the presses, I've reached 2 posts per day avg

 

[Ali Rose]

Re: Oooohhh, this is going to be a clothed harem?

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I think I've been naughty enough in the past few days to make up for a few years. Although revealing that fact shows just a hint of how plain vanilla boring my life is.

well we can all dream cant we? I think we've ALL got a bit of pent up sexual frustration in us...where better to release it then the land of IO?

Funny thought...i hope when we all meet finally we're not all like....



and yes i've made it past 3 per day...and i've passed 1000..its all happening so fast...

 

[Diemen]

Re: Re: Oooohhh, this is going to be a clothed harem?

Funny thought...i hope when we all meet finally we're not all like....

I know! I'd hate it if we all just sat there until one of us mentioned something about U2.

Me: So, how was the flight?

Ali: Eh...it was fine.

April: Yeah, it was ok.

Shannon: Yeah...planes.

Me: Ah...cool.

-----Long pause-----

Ali: Soooooo...

Shannon: Uhhh...

April: Hmmmm....

Me: Erm....sooooo....how bout that Electrical Song, eh?

(Everyone starts talking excitedly)



Nah...personally I think we'd all hit it off great. Even before the orgy!

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I had to include something naughty

 

[Ali Rose]

Actually i will look a little more like this when i get off the plane....

(I'z a little scared of flying...)

 

[Diemen]

Awwww

Actually i will look a little more like this when i get off the plane....

(I'z a little scared of flying...)

I think flying is cool, but I do get a little motion sickness, so I hate sitting at the back of the plane, or going through turbulence (or both... ).

 

[Ali Rose]

Yes i have to take dramamine, but i hate short flights cuz they don't serve booze and i'm all

Once i took some of that zocor or zanax or something to relax me... i guess it worked a little. If only there were complimentary joints on each flight i'd be just fine...

Damn i hope i dont get stuck in the back on my way to Michigan....

I can't believe i did a whole post with nothing at ALL scandalous...

 

[Salome]

Re: Re: Oooohhh, this is going to be a clothed harem?

I think we've ALL got a bit of pent up sexual frustration in us...where better to release it then the land of IO?

I've got many frustrations
sex isn't one of them

 

[Diemen]

I've got many frustrations
sex isn't one of them

Damn all you non-single people. Damn you all to hell!

 

[Ali Rose]

yeah. what Diemen said...

 

[Screaming Flower]

yeah..... planes.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

OK heres the plan.

ELIMIDATE in San Fran: staring Sicy and Daafish as host/commentators.

Diemen decides between April, Ali Rose, and Screamer.


This will be Fuuuuuun.....

*drops plans, as she is nowhere near as hot as flower or ali rose

 

[HelloAngel]

*drops plans, as she is nowhere near as hot as flower or ali rose

Yeah right. *girlkisses Poodle*

 

[Sicy]

Come to San Fran, we'll teach you how to dance.