It's Official #1413

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I am NEVER getting married.

I never want to have to go through the crap of planning a dinner only to have my husband go, "Oh, let's eat out" or, "My mom's coming over, etc."


Case in point: Back when my parents and I lived together, I used to cook something (something, as in peanut chicken, veal parmesean, etc. GOOD stuff) at least once every week or so, to help take the cooking burden off mom. Same thing went when she and I moved here.

Anyways, since she got her boyfriend and they go out almost every night, I have stopped. Well, since I've been out of work all this time she'll occasionally come home and go, "You could plan dinner once in a while."

So this week I tell her I'll make dinner twice, so what do I get?

"Oh, well we might go out," etc.....FINE!!!





Ok, I'm done. I'm never getting married and if I do I'm never cooking for him. So, there.

 

[meegannie]

Get a house husband. That's what I'm gonna do.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I tried to change mine to #1414, but it was too late

My husband makes dinner more than I do.

 

[Bonochick]

I stink at cooking...John to cook (and he is so good at it!!!!!).

 

[kobayashi]

i can make kd, ham and cheese sandwiches and home made pizza. i can also order stuff

i grew up in my parents house. my mom cooked and cleaned, but there was a maid who did everything else.

so i have minimal cleaing skills.

i then moved into rez. they do everything there-you are supposed to drink and go to the odd class. i did.

then i moved in with my girlfriend who claims to love to clean. i help where/when i can but i can do so little.

in conclusion, i am virtually useless beyond entertainment purposes.

 

[Screaming Flower]

you sad sad little boy

in conclusion, i am virtually useless beyond entertainment purposes.

and even that is debatable.

 

[Bonochick]

Re: you sad sad little boy

and even that is debatable.

 

[Salome]

in conclusion, i am virtually useless beyond entertainment purposes.

this world needs people like us
and when I found out for what purpose I will share this with you

 

[Lilly]

foxy cooks well

My husband makes dinner more than I do.

and it's delicious




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remember that one time that we grilled at the saints game? all time best interference outing in the twin cities EVER!!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

kobeson, salami....um. sad little boy covers it.

I'll get a houseboy and name him Coco.

 

[meegannie]

I just told my boyfriend about the Coco thing and he said, "You're not gonna name me Coco when I'm your houseboy, are you?"



I'm gettin' me a houseboy!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

if you've ever watched mad about you you'll get this more, lol

I just told my boyfriend about the Coco thing and he said, "You're not gonna name me Coco when I'm your houseboy, are you?"



I'm gettin' me a houseboy!

You go girl!!

 

[HelloAngel]

My boyfriend and I have a great arrangement - he cooks, I clean it up afterwards. I hate cooking, and refuse to cook. I get quesy when I touch raw food. He 's to cook. And I'm a control freak - so it's awesome for me to be able to clean the kitchen when he's done

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Re: foxy cooks well

remember that one time that we grilled at the saints game? all time best interference outing in the twin cities EVER!!

Too bad we didn't invite Mmmmmmurphyyyyyy!
Remeber Zoney was gonna meet us there and he didn't.

 

[Lilly]

Re: Re: foxy cooks well

Too bad we didn't invite Mmmmmmurphyyyyyy!

guess what.





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i know someone who knows murphy

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Maybe we can invite him next time.

 

[Lilly]

Maybe we can invite him next time.

sample phone conversation between murphy and i:

me: is mmmmmmmuuuuuurrrrphy home?

him: i've had dreams about you.

me: i know, i'm a doll aren't i?

him: i should say nightmares.

me: wanna come over?



yup, that's how it'd go.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Maybe we can invite him next time.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I scared myself

I somehow posted the same post twice. I must have magical powers.

Conversation continued....

him: I dunno, do you have beer?

you: yeah

him: Is it cold?

you: yeah

him: no thanks...you are one of those MEAN girls!

 

[Lilly]

cept you need to supply the cold beers.


*taps birth year*


*also taps keg*