it's official #1358

[kobayashi]

did radiohead really remix r.e.m.'s 'leave' or is my mp3 just mislabeled? if so why did they take out the cool guitar?

an odd piece, courtesy of the detroit free press on arab americans that answers age old questions such as 'What is that pipe I sometimes see people smoking?' or 'Should I say Arab, Arabic or Arabian?'.

 

[Salome]

if so why did they take out the cool guitar?

because it's cool to take out the cool guitar?

 

[Screaming Flower]

hi kobe.

 

[kobayashi]

hello SF

i had a strange drunken night. two nights in a row.

im going to get new glasses now.

 

[Screaming Flower]

i haven't been drunk for weeks. this is probably a good thing.

what happened? did you get all drunk and break your glasses? did it happen during a tickle fight with your roommates?

silly kobe.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

i got drunk last night but i was home and my cat thought it was funny

kobe is a tickle madman

 

[kobayashi]

im presently high on chronological ignorance

what happened? did you get all drunk and break your glasses? did it happen during a tickle fight with your roommates?

silly kobe.

when we get drunk we frolic in our underwear and become obsessed with fantastic pillow fights.

my present glasses no longer fit my kobayashi image.
drug plan covers them so...i am presently scouting possible eyewear. and studying. and watching football.

 

[Screaming Flower]

i'll pillow whack your face.

what is the new superwow kobe image going to resemble? at the moment i am picturing a boy frolicking in his underoos smacking his roommates and that is quite amusing to me.

i think you should know that i just got back from the grocery store, where i proceeded to buy riptide rush gatorade while wearing my mesh track pants. i swear i am not making this up.

 

[kobayashi]

Re: i'll pillow whack your face.

what is the new superwow kobe image going to resemble?

the only direction is to steer clear of this guy

mesh track pants sound rather risky...perhaps something more pedestrian is in order.

 

[Screaming Flower]

you don't look like that silly. although i will agree that the look you found there best be avoided.

pedestrian trackpants...

i will have to keep those in mind. i appreciate their apparent ventilation system. the ones i am wearing do not have such an extra.