It's Official #1119

[zonelistener]

This is the "One Time...." thread. In honor of one of Salomeytown's longest standing resident - everyone has to tell a story in this thread, starting the story with "One time, ....."

One time, I smashed my toe and the nail came off and took weeks to grow back in. Now it is completely demented. I don't like wearing sandels, but I do it anyway.

By the way, the stories don't have to be true.

 

[Screaming Flower]

you still kind of suck.

one time zonerhead somehow scarily managed to find a picture of me from when i was 17 because he has evil stalking skills and i flew up to mn and beat the crap out of him and then squished him into the reject box and threw it into lake michigan.

the end.

 

[zonelistener]

For the geographically challenged - try the Mississippi River

One time, I am sure Lake Michigan somehow bordered Minnesota. But probably not.

 

[Screaming Flower]

don't make me come up there.

One time, I am sure Lake Michigan somehow bordered Minnesota. But probably not.

one time i obviously flew you back here first and then dumped you in the lake. duh.

 

[Bonochick]

One time, I had just taken a shower, and I went into my bedroom to put some clothes on, but my phone rang, so I went to answer it, but it fell off it's wall holder thing and landed on the floor between my bed and the wall, so I stuck my arm in there to get it, but my arm got stuck, and I couldn't move, and I was stuck for like 10 minutes...it sucked soooooo bad...it was kind of like this one time, in English class, when I had my pass for music lessons with my choir teacher, and it fell on the floor, and my friend and I both went for it, but she pushed me out of the way, and I slipped and got my elbow stuck between a metal bar and the seat of my chair at my desk, and everybody thought I was faking it, but then they realized I wasn't, and they thought they were gonna have to cut the desk to get my arm out...it was so embarrassing.

 

[Bonochick]

One time*, I accidentally stabbed a pen up my nose and gave myself a bloody nose.



*One time = 2 minutes ago

 

[Lemon Meringue]

The weekend is over

One time I entered a contest at a store to win a shopping spree. I won a really ugly pair of red and tan socks.

 

[u2er]

One time (yesterday) I got a sunburn that makes it very difficult to move, wear a shirt, or take a shower.

 

[Sicy]

I saw zoney's floating box in the lake

One time, zoney told me he found a picture of screaming flower and like he knows how long I've been waiting to see a picture of screaming flower and like he kept blackmailing me and asking me what its worth and stuff like that so I like got really mad and finally he showed me after like 15 exhausting pm's back and forth and I was like, omg, screaming flower is soooooooooooooo pretty and he's like yeah i know! whats her problem? And I'm like I dont know, she thinks we're stalkers I guess .

 

[Basstrap]

One time a man came up to me and the man asked me if I had money so he could get coffee and that he was off the boat that just came in and I said I didn't have any money and I did...then a hoard of belly-dancers came down the street hauling a chariot.

 

[meegannie]

One time I wanted to see the picture too and so did the monkey but nobody let us.

 

[Screaming Flower]

IT LOOKS LIKE A DAMN GLAMOUR SHOT!!!!!!

one time i blew up io because everyone there went crazy and it was all zoney's fault.

 

[meegannie]

One time I said "Flower, don't blow up IO."

 

[Basstrap]

One time I was happy
then I grew up

 

[meegannie]

One time I asked Bass if I could have his babies and he faxed me the baby and it was ugly and then I found out he faxes other girls babies and I hit him in the head with a shovel and threw him in Lake Michigan with Zoney.

 

[Daisyphisto]

One time I at the drive thru at the bank and the car in front of me went to leave, but instead of going into D for drive, they went into R for reverse. They put a little dent in my bumper, and I said every curse word known to man, and even some unknown.

 

[DancingMonkey]

One time I broke into someone's house while they were home and they hid in a secret compartment with their cat but forgot to cover the trap door with a rug so I saw them but didn't say anything because I can't talk and I stole all of their stereo equipment and ran away.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

One time I was happy
then I grew up

Aww.

 

[Screaming Flower]

One time I broke into someone's house while they were home and they hid in a secret compartment with their cat but forgot to cover the trap door with a rug so I saw them but didn't say anything because I can't talk and I stole all of their stereo equipment and ran away.

good thing you can read minds.

 

[zonelistener]

REJECT REJECT REJECT

One time, I was thrown in a frak box and thrown into lake superior - only to get out and thrown into a reject box, flown to Chicago and dumped in Lake Michigan. I was dragged by a tanker to Lake Huron. Next thing I knew, I was on the shores of Lake Erie, and I had a funny tan because reject was stamped all over me. I like causing trouble though.

REJECT

 

[Basstrap]

One time a guy walked up to me and told me I was gorgeous and that he wanted to bear my children and then I reminded him he was a male and males didn't have a womb. Then he reminded me of Junior and I reminded him that that was a movie and movies aren't always real.

 

[Sicy]

 

[Screaming Flower]

nice one sicy!

i it!!! i love the pink shoes.

i'm the evil flower

 

[Spinning Ladies]

One time a really old grannie hit on me and started moving her hand up and down my leg and asked me if I liked to dance.

 

[Ali Rose]

One time I spent 10 hours of my day on interference. And then I looked like this: And scarily enough I bet most of you could outdo me with your records.

 

[christiana]

One time I dropped my phone into the toilet.

One time I dropped my wallet into the toilet.

One time I dropped my sunglasses into the toilet.

One time I dropped my mom's diamond necklace into the toilet.

Toilets love me (and my stuffs).

 

[zonelistener]

hmmmm

One day, I wondereds why when Sicy draws me, I look like the Jack in the Box charachter!?

 

[Sicy]

Because thats what rejects look like.