My prom date was a blind date. Two days before prom, he got a girlfriend. He used up a ton of my cell phone minutes talking to her. After grand march, I had to drive him to his girlfriend's house and drop him off...ouch...
Then my friends ditched me at Dairy Queen for like an hour...I was sittin' by myself, still wearing my prom dress and corsage...double ouch...
Then when my friends got me and we went to one of their houses, my seatbelt got stuck, and I couldn't unbuckle it. Everbody had already gone in the house, so I had to use my cell phone to call one of them for help, and they made fun of me mercilessly...triple ouch...
But then I got drunk for the first time, so all's well that ends well!