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Old 05-28-2005, 12:13 PM   #1
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it's been a long time since we had a nice, riveting io thread

i'm wearing blue socks
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I'm NOT wearing socks.
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My socks are in the washing machine...and they are not blue.
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Old 05-28-2005, 12:37 PM   #4
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I just put some of my golf towels in there...your sox aren't white anymore either.......
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Just as long as no Red Sox show up.

Ohhhh, the comedy!!!
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i just cleaned out my sock drawer
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my socks are different shades of blue
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I am not wearing socks. I am not wearing underwear either.....
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My socks are my friends. I don't really know what that means.
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I made a sock puppet once.

then my dog ate him and I was sad.
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Old 05-28-2005, 02:31 PM   #11
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I want to know where all my mismatched socks went. Really, where are they?
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i just bought some new gold toe socks to go in my cleaned out sock drawer
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My socks never match my shirt.
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my chonies always match my shirt
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but i digress.....
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I want to know where all my mismatched socks went. Really, where are they?
My Missing Sock Theory of Relativity
(read carefully)

When you buy a pair of socks, they just look like plain socks, but they're not really: One is just a sock;we'll call it the alpha sock. The other one is actually the larval form of the wire coat hanger; we'll call this the beta sock.

Upon being thrown into a nice hot dryer, the alpha sock gets dry. The beta sock, however, is awakened from it's dormant state, crawls out of the dryer to the nearest closet (if no closets are available, an old card board box filled with old LPs, magazines, ets., will serve), and begins it's tranformation from beta sock to wire coat hanger.

This also explains the mystery sock--
the sock you have never seen before in your life; the sock nobody in the house will claim; the one that turns up even in the laundry of people with their own appliances, who do not use laundromats.

This is a new beta sock, resulting from the mating of the wire coat hangers in your closet. The female hanger lays an egg on your shirt in the darkness of the closet; it hatches in the heat of the dryer, and the microscopic baby beta sock conceals itself inside the machine, only emerging at night to feed on dryer lint. It is frequently polka dotted or striped.

When it is ready to undergo it's pre-transformation dormancy, it crawls into your laundry basket, to hide among the alpha socks, to the mild consternation of the household.

So that explains the mismatched sock, the mystery sock, and the wire coat hanger population boom; they are all related.
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i don't own any socks
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I don't own a clothes dryer. Where do my odd socks go then?????
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i hate to wear socks cuz then it means i can't wear sandals.

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I never wear socks and sandals - at the same time
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