it's a shellfishful

[easytiger]

I should've kidnapped my ex-roommate's hermit crabs and cooked them.

I could still do that.

shellfish anyone?

 

[zoney!]

you are an evil man!

Let the hermit crabs run free....they haven't done anything to you!

 

[beegee]

i thought easytiger was a chick.

 

[zoney!]

what. ever.

 

[beegee]

up. yours.

 

[IWasBored]

 

[zoney!]

hey beegee....

The shut up police are on the phone for you....

 

[beegee]

hey jeff

i will never forget the first time i met you...


but i'll keep trying.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

a quick peek of easytiger's profile shows their gender is a girl.

 

[easytiger]

I am a girl. and a beautiful one at that! though some say I've got the heart and spirit of a renegade

 

[easytiger]

you're right zoney, the crustaceans haven't done anything wrong...

so then is it okay for me to kidnap my ex-roommate and cook her?

 

[JessicaAnn]

so then is it okay for me to kidnap my ex-roommate and cook her?

:canibalism:

 

[zoney!]

hey beegee.......

last time I checked on the status of "giving a crap about what bondangesgilr84 says", it was non-exsistant! Or something.

Damn Arabs.

 

[beegee]

hey jeff

all the girls call you dark and handsome...


when it's dark, you're handsome.

 

[zoney!]

beegee -

you know when you got to Safeway and the lady asks you "paper or plastic?" she means for your head....not your groceries, right?

Paper: you live...we don't need to see what's underneath
Plastic: choke on it, please!

 

[beegee]

hey jeff

you're so stupid, the stork that brought you should have been arrested for smuggling dope.

 

[Bonochick]

This girl I knew used to raise hermit crabs.

 

[zoney!]

mindy -

Storks were grounded the day you were born. You were dragged to your parents by a heard of three-legged jackasses.

 

[beegee]

i don't get it.


you smell like pee.

 

[easytiger]

 

[zoney!]

you smell like pee.

It's my laundry detergent!

 

[beli]

I wouldnt imagine theres a hole of meat on a hermit crab. Not really worth the effort.

 

[easytiger]

so can I cook my ex-roommate or what?

her stupid friends can be side dishes or something.

 

[easytiger]

...well?

 

[Screaming Flower]

saute.

 

[easytiger]

saute.

even better.

 

[easytiger]

I was thinking of setting up a bonfire and throwing all her stuff in there... because I know she's going to run right into it because she's shallow enough to chase after a fake Vuitton or Fendi pocketbook

Seriously, I just wish she'd go away... even though I don't live with her anymore, she still exists and she still goes to my university and I see her in my classes: she's taking all these hard science classes (that are very rigorous and more oriented towards pre-medies like me) instead of the really basic ones because she thinks she needs them to be an elementary school science teacher

and currently, she actually has a higher GPA than me!!! But then she did take "easy A" classes while I took much harder ones -- damn you C+ for calculus II, I will have my revenge someday!

 

[easytiger]

double post, sorry

 

[easytiger]

I forgot to mention she's actually shocked when she sees the midterms are hard... of course you'd think they're hard if you started studying the night before

 

[zoney!]

I'm calling the cops on you! This is ludacris.