ITS A FISH MANDA'S KARAOKE BAR!

[zooropamanda]

I officially open ZooManda's Karoake Bar.
I have one elsewhere in cyberland and i thought it was time we unleashed one here.
If you come to the Karaoke bar, you are to sing one song and u MUST try your hardest to deliver a performance of top quality viewing.

i wanna dance
i wanna get up and boogie
i wanna sing loud and i even may feel like being like all happy
weird huh?

* ZA bounces on to the Its A Fish Karaoke Bar stage, pushing a shopping trolley, and dances around as the music winds up, calling out to the Salometown Crowd*

Uhhhh cha cha cha cha mmmmmmmmm
wha wha wha
ONE TWO, ONE TWO THREE OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Wake up kids!
We've got the dreamers disease
Aeeeege fourteen
They got you down on your knees
So polite
We're busy still saying pleeeeeeeeeaaaaseeeee
.......
*winks at Kobe, Diemen and Brett making her forget the lyrics momentarily*

First we run
And then we laugh 'till we cryyyyyyyyyyyy

*squeaky high voice!*
But when the night is falling
you cannot find the light LIGHT!
you feel your dreams are dyeeeeing
Hold tightttttt

You've got the music in you
Don't let go!
You've got the music in you
One dance left!!!
This world is gonna pull through
Don't give up!!!!
You've got a reason to live
Can't forget
we only get what we giiiiiiiiiiiiiiive

*jumps in Bonochick's lap*

I'm comin' home babeh
Yourrreee topss
*squeaky high voice, Everyone join in!*
GIVE IT TO ME NOWWWWWWW!!!!!


Four a.m. we ran a miracle mile
We're flat broke
But hey we do it in style
The bad rich
God's flying in for your triiiiiaaal Hiiighhhh heeee hiiighhhh
But when the night is falling
And you cannot find a friend FRIEND!
You feel your tree is breaking
Just beeeeeeeeeeeeeend

*throws knickers at Angie*

You've got the music in you
Don't let go
You've got the music in you

* ZA jumping about in the Salometown crowd with the girls screaming their lungs out*

One dance left *Smirks at Salomey*

This world is gonna pull through
Don't give up
You've got a reason to liiiiiive
Can't forget
We only get what we give
This whole damn world can fall apart
You'll be ok follow your heart
You're in harms way I'm right behind
*hides behind Sicy and Christi*

Now say you're miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine *looks lovingly at acob@t*
You've got the music in you
Don't let go!!!!!
You've got the music in you
One dance left!!!!!
This world is gonna pull through
Don't give up!!!!
You've got a reason to live
Can't forget!!!!
We only get what we give
Don't let go
I feel the music in you you ohh oohhooooooooo
Fllllllllllllly hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
What's reaeeaaaaaaaaaal can't diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie

We only get what we give
You're gonna get what you give
Just dont be afraid to
*takes deep breath in and squeals real high as holds on to the Popwhore*liiiiiiiiiiiive

*pulls Beebs, SweetonU2 and Crzy ons tage to sing "Deep breath girls!!!This si the fast bit!"
Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
courtney love and marilyn manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around

*now everyone shout together!!!!!*

WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS IN!!!!!!!!!!!!

*ZA kicks down a speaker and throws a guitar Edge Style across the stage to the cheers of Salometown*

Dont let go
Once dance left
this world is gonna pull thru
dont give up......

*ZA out of breath, flops to the floor, as she is rushed by thousands of adoring fans who steal her shir and sunglasses and then make for the door*

:applause:

 

[Angela Harlem]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha


you are so funny!


you kill me!

I wonder what slomey thought of my interpretation of "you shook me all night long"?

*thinks of song to rewrite

 

[Angela Harlem]

Ah shake it
Ah shake it

Oooh bebe gracie
Bebe grace
Oooh bebe gracie
Bebe grace

Get up on Sicy!

Ow! Achtung Baby!
Ang and Manda's here to stay!

[Now wait a minute y'all

This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy "Jeep" people
So all you 'fly' mothers of the disappeared get on out there and dance(barefoot)
Dance I said!]

Ang and Manda's here and we're in effect
Want you to shake it bebe
Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat
C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know
How to become number one in a hot spot
Now shake it

Ah, shake it - shake it good
Ah, shake it - shake it real good
Ah, shake it - shakeit good
Ah, shake it - sh-shake it real good

Hey! Ow!
Shake it good!
Oooh, bebe, gracie
Bebe, grace
Oooh, bebe, gracie
Bebe, grace

Shake it good
Shake it real good
Ah, Shake it
Ah, Shake it

Yo, yo, yo, yo, Acrob@t
Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss
Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get Bonochick
Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would?
Now Shake it

Shake it good
Shake it real good
Shake it good
Sh-shake it real good

Ah, shake it
Get up on this!

Boy, you really got me going
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing

Ah, shake it

*collapses from exhaustion

 

[zooropamanda]

hahahahaha!!!!!!

Push it!!!!
I love it baby!!!

*applauds Angie*

 

[Angela Harlem]

are you propositioning me mand?

*screams RIDE ON TIME to mands.

 

[brettig]

*gets the cue cards ready*

Johnny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out kid
It's somethin' you did
God knows when
But you're doin' it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin' for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap
In the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten

Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin' that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone's tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the D. A.
Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don't try "No Doz"
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows

Get sick, get well
Hang around a ink well
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything is goin' to sell
Try hard, get barred
Get back, write braille
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the army, if you fail
Look out kid
You're gonna get hit
But users, cheaters
Six-time losers
Hang around the theaters
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin' for a new fool
Don't follow leaders
Watch the parkin' meters

Ah get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance, learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts
Don't steal, don't lift
Twenty years of schoolin'
And they put you on the day shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle
Don't wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Don't wanna be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don't work
'Cause the vandals took the handles

*breathes*

 

[Angela Harlem]

good to see betty's still 'blowin' in the wind'

 

[zooropamanda]

now hang on a minute....

if you are going to PERFORM In the karaoke bar, you have to PERFORM!!!!

No just pasting of lyrics thankyou, u must perform to the audience and give us a show, please!!!

 

[brettig]

if u ever heard that song being sung ud realise theres no time to think let alone make crazy actions and gestures to everyone at the bar

 

[zooropamanda]

You are supposed to do your best Bob impersonation, silly!!!!!!

grrrr

Manda is not happy

 

[brettig]

my best bob impression?

*rocks back n forth*

whatcha think?

 

[christiana]

*reads the lyrics once again*

*walks up to the stage*

*clears her throat*

*a DEEEEEEP breath*

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR......

*forgot all the lyrics*

*runs off stage*

 

[Sicy]

* Sicy laces up her go go pants, puts on her fmb's and jumps up on the pool table.

Everybody Dance now
UH UH UH UH
Everybody Dance now
UH UH UH UH
Give me the music
Give me the music
Everybody Dance now
Everybody Dance now

Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah
Everybody Dance now ...
Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah
Everybody Dance now ...

* in her best rap voice *cough*

Here is the doe, back with the bass
The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time
ON the mike if it don't rhyme
Jump to the rhythm jump jump to the rhythm jump

* jumps around like a fool

And I'm here to provide
Peace and lyrics to make your shake your pants
Take a chance, come on and dance
Guys grab a girl, don't wait, make HER TWIRL
It's your world and I'm just a SQUIRREL

Secret Squirrel!!!

Trying to get a nut to move your butt
To the dance floor, so yo what's up
Hands in the air, Come on say yeah,

* throws hands in the air accidentally spitting on everyone

everybody over here everybody over there
the crowd is live and I feel this groove
Party people in the house
Move ... (Let your mind)
Move ... (Put me online)

Come on let's sweat, baby
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Sweat, sweat
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you

Everybody dance now ...
Da da da da
da da da da
da da da da, da da da
da da da da, da da da

la da da da
la da da da
dum da dum da dum
everybody dance now

* thinks if she tries to rap again she'll stop breathing

* hands the mic to Salami.

Oh wait, dutch boys cant rap...

Pause take a breath AND go for yours
On my command now hit the dance FLOOR
GONNA make you sweat till you bleed
Is that DOPE enough, indeed
I pay the price, control the dice
I'm more precise, to THE point I'm nice
The music takes control, your heart and soul
Oh, your body is free and a whole
Dance till you can't, dance
Till you can't dance no more
Get on the floor and get warm
Then come back and upside down
Easy now, let me see ya
Move ... (Let your mind)
Move ... (Put me online)

The music is my life ...
everybody dance now ...
everybody dance now ...
everybody dance now ...
everybody ...

* crowd boos

MAN I SUCK!!! * cries

 

[Salome]

okay, finally my chance the show off my vocal capacities + amazing dance routines

here we go


the hiiiiiiills are aliiiiive with the sound of muuuuuuusic YEEHAAA
with songs they have suuuung for a thousand yeeeeeears WOOHOO!!!!
the hiiiiills fill my heaaaaaart with the sound of muuuuuusic RAWK 'N ROLL!!!!
my heart wants to siiiiing every sooooong it hears

GET THAT GROOVE GOING NOW!!!

My heaaaaaart wants to beaaaaat like the wings of the birds that riiise from the laaaaake to the treeeeees HAIL YEAH
My haaaeart wants to siiiiiiinh like a chiiiime that flies from a chuuurch on a breeeeeze

*starts breaking stuff*

to laaaugh like a brook when it trips and falls over stones on its wayyyyyyyyy
to siiiiing through the niiiiiight like a laaaaaark who is leeeeeeaaaarning to praaaaaayyyyyy

*electric guitar solo

I goooo to the hiiiiills when my heart is looooooonelyyyyy BANG ON!!!!!
I knooooow I will heeeear what I've heardddddd befooooore BABY, BABY
my heart will be bleeeeeeeessed with the sooooouuuund of muuuuuuuusic
and I'lllllll siiiiing ooooonce mooooore

*crowd goes wild, Salome leaves stage*





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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

*Popangel throws shit that was thrown at Sicy back at crowd as Sicy leaves stage*

OK! Um...ok, here I go...

*music starts, Popangel immediately misses cue and has to catch up*

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're O.K. *does gagging motion-SHUT UP

If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away

They can beg and they can plead *looks at mikal, who's drunkenly admiring her*
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right *makes grabbing motion with her hands...oops, is that salome's ass?

'cause we are

Chorus:

Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl *makes panting noises, drives crowd crazy*

Some boys romance, some boys slow dance
That's all right with me *interference boys pile up on stage for a dance...popangel is shocked, misses cue and has to catch up yet again*

If they can't raise my interest then I
Have to let them be

Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play (No way!)
Only boys who save their pennies
Make my rainy day, 'cause they are

Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Living in a material world [material]
Living in a material world
(repeat)

*Sicy, manda, and angie join Popangel onstage for final chorus*
Boys may come and boys may go
And that's all right you see
Experience has made me rich
And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's

Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl *Sicy pinches Popangel's arm for grabbing Salome's ass, then walks off with a smirk*

*mikal and zone dip Popangel like in video*

A material, a material, a material, a material world

Living in a material world [material]
Living in a material world
(repeat and fade)


*boos*

HEY-I think that was pretty DAMN GOOD, peoples!!!!

 

[Sicy]

[No message]

 

[zonelistener]

*Cheers for POPAngel*

*looks in ZA's Karaoke book and finds Sonny and Cher's "I Got you Babe"*

Oooooo, anyone want to attempt it with me? Mikal might make a good Cher!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

*bows and curtsies* Thank you, thank you....I would so duet with you, zone, but I wanna see mikal in a wig so bad it HURTS!!

Ok, one more for all you good people out there:

*jumps on bar, Coyote Ugly-style, has 4 inch pumps and fishnets on, a la Gwen Stefani*

This next song I'm about to do is a very special dedication to all you boys out there-*motions to zone to push play on machine* HIT IT!!

*starts dancing, badly, as is in friggin' high heels*

(pants again-yes, I really enjoy it)
The waves keep on crashing on me for some reason
But your love keeps on coming like a thunderbolt
Come here just a little closer
Cause I wanna see you baby real close up
*squints, looks into crowd for hotties*

You got me feelin hella good
so let's just keep on dancin'....WHOO!!
*does outdated but still hilarious cabbage patch*
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancin'
*bumps and grinds some more*

A performance deserving of standing ovation
And who would have thought it'd be the two of us *winks at someone in crowd*

So don't wake me if I'm dreaming
Cause I'm in the mood come on and give it up
*throws shoe at mikal, who keeps on heckling*
PUT YER WIG ON, BITCH!!

*clears throat, puts on sweet smile*
You got me feelin' hella good
so let's just keep on dancin'....*puts mic out for crowd* WHOO!
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancin' *pulls Sicy and Angel on stage for crazy girlie dancing*

You got me feelin' hella good
so let's just keep on dancing...WHOO!
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing...

*jumps off stage this time to thunderous applause, walks off with the recipient of the wink* hehe

 

[zooropamanda]

ok that was the most energetic funny thing I've witnessed Salomey do in this place!

i may have to do a Hutch number for ya Zoney

 

[ACROB@T]

...grrrrrr if it wasn't for the fact that its work tommorow I'd be doing you guys an energetic version of Need You Tonight but I guess thats out the window....*hands wig and leather jacket to Zoomie.....*

 

[ACROB@T]

to all your performances..

 

[scatteroflight]

Originally posted by Salome:
okay, finally my chance the show off my vocal capacities + amazing dance routines

here we go


the hiiiiiiills are aliiiiive with the sound of muuuuuuusic YEEHAAA
with songs they have suuuung for a thousand yeeeeeears WOOHOO!!!!
the hiiiiills fill my heaaaaaart with the sound of muuuuuusic RAWK 'N ROLL!!!!
my heart wants to siiiiing every sooooong it hears

GET THAT GROOVE GOING NOW!!!

My heaaaaaart wants to beaaaaat like the wings of the birds that riiise from the laaaaake to the treeeeees HAIL YEAH
My haaaeart wants to siiiiiiinh like a chiiiime that flies from a chuuurch on a breeeeeze

*starts breaking stuff*

to laaaugh like a brook when it trips and falls over stones on its wayyyyyyyyy
to siiiiing through the niiiiiight like a laaaaaark who is leeeeeeaaaarning to praaaaaayyyyyy

*electric guitar solo

I goooo to the hiiiiills when my heart is looooooonelyyyyy BANG ON!!!!!
I knooooow I will heeeear what I've heardddddd befooooore BABY, BABY
my heart will be bleeeeeeeessed with the sooooouuuund of muuuuuuuusic
and I'lllllll siiiiing ooooonce mooooore

*crowd goes wild, Salome leaves stage*

Salome, you never fail to surprise me.

Particularly with that cynical looking smiley. Everything you post is filtered through that.



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Your seven worlds collide
Whenever I am by your side
Dust from a distant sun
Will shower over everyone

-Crowded House

 

[zooropamanda]

aw cmon Acro

 

[mikal]

Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel:
but I wanna see mikal in a wig so bad it HURTS!!

I already wear a hairpiece.

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Look what you did, you little JERK!

Kevin! You're such a disease!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by mikal:
I already wear a hairpiece.

It'll be cute, c'mon. *pushes mikal and zone up onstage*

 

[Salome]

Originally posted by scatteroflight:
Salome, you never fail to surprise me.

Particularly with that cynical looking smiley. Everything you post is filtered through that.

yay!!!

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[Bonochick]

*LMAO!!!!!!!!!!*

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"Baby...can we still be friends?"

 

[zooropamanda]

*ZA struts onto the stage with newly dyed red hair, black and white polka dot dress and white stockings. Pulls the mic in tight and leans forward ready to wow the crowd on Garbage funky moonbeams.*

*In sexy Scot accent.."Id like to dedicate this one to JonBonoJovi_man*

WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA
*Jumps into Shirley style high kick then turns and smiles cheekily at the crowd*

She gave you everything she had
But she was young and dumb
She just turned 21
She didn't care to hang aroooound
So when the shit came down
why she was
(high voice)nowhere to be found
This life can turn a good girl bad
*grins*
She was the sweeeeetest thing thaaat
you had ever seen
*grins again*

*drum beat* bah bah bah bah
*Pulls mic in close and leans forwartd Shirley style*

YOU'RE SUCHA DELICATE BOY!!!
IN THE HYSTERICAL REALM
OF AN EMOTIONAAAALL LAAAANDSLIIIDE
IN PHYSICAL TERMS

With your cherry lips
*LICKS LIPS*
and golden curls
*plays with hair*
You could make grown men gasp when you go walking past
*walks by and pushes popkiddie*

And in your HOT pants and high heels
*raises eyebrow at deathbear*

They could not believe that such a body was for real!
*ooh that hairy butt and underarms*

It seemed like rainbows would appear

*high kick Shirley style*

Whenever you came near the clouds would disappear
Because you look just like a girl
Your baby blues would flash and suddenly a spell was cast

*lOoks at bono_man and glares*

YOU'RE SUCHA DELICATE BOY!!!
IN THE HYSTERICAL REALM
OF AN EMOTIONAAAALL LAAAANDSLIIIDE
IN PHYSICAL TERMS

* Grabs hold of the Angel guitarist with Duke style Moustache and puts arm around her/him as she does a high kick and leans down the front of the stage teasing and playing with the crowd*

*points at bono_brat*
You hold a candleeee in your heart
To shine the light on hiddddddden parts
You make the whole world wanna dance
You bought yourself a second chance

*struts down low and pumps high heeled boot in the air Shirley style*

GO BABY GO GO!!!
We're right behind you
GO BABY GO GO!!!
Yeah, we're looking at you
GO BABY GO GO!!!
Oh ,we're right behind you
GO BABY GO GO!!!
Yeah, we're right behind you
GO BABY GO GO!!!
Oh, we're right behind you
GO BABY GO GO!!!
Yeah, we're looking at you
GO BABY GO GO!!!
Oh, we're right behind you
GO BABY GO BABY!!!
Yeah, we're looking at you

*pulls JOnBonJovi_boy on stage and makes him do his best Butch Vig impression on the drums*

You hold a candle in your heart
Go baby go go
You shine the light on hidden parts
Go baby go go
You make the whole world wanna dance
Go baby go go
You bought yourself a second chance
Go baby go baby go
Delicate boy
Go baby go baby go
In the hysterical realm
Go baby go baby go
Of an emotional landslide
Go baby go baby go
In physical terms
Go baby go go
Go
*Pushes Dan the bassman into Popgirlie's lap*

Yeah, we're looking at you
Go baby go go
Oh, we're right behind you

*dives into the drumkit hard and smashes head thru the skin...

Lays there

May be dead.

Thankyou and Goodnight!

 

[zooropamanda]

*holds up sign*
"Blur requests wanted from DamonGirl for next number*

 

[bono_man]

*clears throat*

testing...one...two...three...*cough*

Okay...this one is for Zoom...

You can glance, you can cry
Having the time of your life
See that girl, she makes a scene
Cos she's a Drama Queen!!!!

**Zoom throws a bottle of vodka at bm's head, stopping the song and forcing him to leave in an ambulance. **


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"we're free to fly the crimson sky...the sun won't melt our wings tonight..."