IO: :up:

[meegannie]

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

 

[beli]

But what if there shoes are horrid white pumps three sizes too small?

 

[madamadam]

hmm... i think ill try that....

 

[nbcrusader]

Imelda Marcos teach you that one?

 

[bonosloveslave]

I think that's a brilliant piece of advice from a Mr. Jack Handey

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Deep Thoughts

 

[Basstrap]

I want to make love to jack handy

 

[JessicaAnn]

Who doesn't?

 

[zoney!]

me

unless jack is a cute young lady with a great personality and would give me the time of day....then I would want to sleep with Jack.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

What if Jack used to be a man but now is a young lady with a great personality and would give you the time of day?

 

[zoney!]

depends on how well the surgery went, and if there is a mutual physical and mental attraction.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Zoney, I have a friend I would like you to meet .. his ... I mean her name is Bob ... I mean Roberta.

 

[fah]

Don't make me get my "Deeper Thoughts" book