IO: Thought for the day

[Laura M]

If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Tomer]

in bed

 

[nbcrusader]

Keep salt on the nightstand

 

[Laura M]

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
trip.

 

[Mr. BAW]

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
trip.

 

[Laura M]

That was one of my favourites too Mr. Baw.

 

[zoney!]

more, please.

 

[Laura M]

more, please.

1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Don't worry about what other people think; they don't do it very often.

3. Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government
program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. (Just remember how lucky you were to get a free trip around the sun.)

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. If you must choose between two evils, chose the one that you've never tried before.

My friend who sent me this also gave me two books of things like that. I don't know if he's trying to tell me something.

 

[MissMaCo]

Laura, I'm thinking of using some with my students...

 

[Doozer61]

i like it...

 

[fah]

I have a similiar but different list somewhere...let me find it

 

[Mr. BAW]

That was one of my favourites too Mr. Baw.

You're one of our favorites...I entered a contest on a local radio show where they give one trip per day anywhere around the world...they even tell you what time of day the winner's name is announced...I've scheduled my work around it...blah! blah! blah1

Ireland is going to be my choice! Yeah, Irish!
(except for Notre Dame)...



"# 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places."

This one suits me just fine!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

man who fart in church sit in own pew

 

[Mr. BAW]

From the Director of Security no less.....

 

[Tomer]

well someone had a bright moment

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

there's plenty more where that came from

 

[Laura M]

You're one of our favorites...I entered a contest on a local radio show where they give one trip per day anywhere around the world...they even tell you what time of day the winner's name is announced...I've scheduled my work around it...blah! blah! blah1

Ireland is going to be my choice! Yeah, Irish!
(except for Notre Dame)...

I think you've told me about that before, you want to play golf.
I live near a golf course, it's on the side of a mountain like
I like to watch everyone running towards the indoor place at the golf course when it rains when im on the bus (and that happens a lot).

 

[JessicaAnn]

Yeah, Irish!
(except for Notre Dame)...

Good man