UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
They do nothing but cause harm and pain. They hate freedom. To use a spork is to side with terrorists.
greeneyedgirl said:How does one eat brains without a spork?
UberBeaver said:
In my country we smash the persons head open with much fanfare, insert a barb wire like tool, and feed our lovers like we were feeding them grapes, as in the olde Roman/Greek times. Sporks are considered bovine and sorted; ignoble utensils from a more primitive time.