IO: Penis pump advice

[MrBrau1]

I just got one, to improve the size of my wang. The box said millions have used it, so I figure some here have as well. How'd it work out for ya?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I don't need that stuff, mine is already down to my knees .

 

[Sicy]

A guy I knew had his dick actually explode from pumping it too much so you might want to be careful.

 

[MrBrau1]

I've been testing it out on my nipples before using it on my wang. My nips look like cocktail weenies right now. I think all systems are go!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

sicy -

mrbrau -

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[MrBrau1]

I've been testing it out on my nipples before using it on my wang. My nips look like cocktail weenies right now. I think all systems are go!

Seriously, I could hang 2 coats on my chest.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

show us.

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard at any thread. bestthreadever

 

[trish0860]

Exploding dicks and cocktail weenie nips.

 

[Doozer61]

 

[BAW]

Try it on your lips for that pouty look!

 

[U2democrat]

at first i was afraid to open this thread. now i'm glad i did.

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[sallycinnamon78]

 

[diamond]

i cannot believe this thread.

db9

 

[U2democrat]

i wonder if a penis pump also helps boobs.

 

[MrBrau1]

i wonder if a penis pump also helps boobs.

I can say from experience, it works on nipples.

 

[U2democrat]

well in that case, woo hoo!!!!!

 

[fah]

 

[Sicy]

i cannot believe this thread.

db9

oops, I didnt think you would see my comment to Mr. Brau....

I wont tell anyone else I promise

 

[BAW]

 

[MrBrau1]

oops, I didnt think you would see my comment to Mr. Brau....

I wont tell anyone else I promise

Good one.

So diamond, tell me about your exploded schlong. Does it sting when you pee?

 

[daafish]

This thread is hilarious!

and ouch on the exploding dick!

 

[MrBrau1]

 

[Mr. BAW]

i wonder if a penis pump also helps boobs.

Guaranteed to create puffy "uhhhh...".... you know....:gulp:

 

[Doozer61]

are you sure you didn't get this model?


http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/Picz/109.jpg

 

[MrBrau1]

are you sure you didn't get this model?


http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/Picz/109.jpg

Yeah. I'm sure. We have a cat. Not enough torque

 

[lucky charms]

:thisisthefunniestthingIhaveseeninalongtime:


cocktail weenies

for some strange reason..all this talk of nipples and weenies..all I can see is


bad sex monkey - do not ask!

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

does size always need to matter