Salome
you are what you is
it's time for a beer over here
if only I wasn't at work
if only I wasn't at work
IO, my head feels detached
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Maybe you could drink beer at work without anyone noticing.
I'm sure being drunk would make work seem much more interesting.
I'm sure being drunk would make work seem much more interesting.
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whats with using this 24 hour time????
i feel like im in boot camp.
i just hate having to subtract 12 from it. its like being in maths all over again. "no sir, i dont really give a shit about finding the length of the 3rd side of this triangle because i WILL NEVER NEED TO KNOW OR CARE!" and i was right. i have never encountered a rather difficult triangle in my every day life since then and thought 'oh hell, what was that mr cruz used to say about hypotenuse triangles?'
so there.
i feel like im in boot camp.
i just hate having to subtract 12 from it. its like being in maths all over again. "no sir, i dont really give a shit about finding the length of the 3rd side of this triangle because i WILL NEVER NEED TO KNOW OR CARE!" and i was right. i have never encountered a rather difficult triangle in my every day life since then and thought 'oh hell, what was that mr cruz used to say about hypotenuse triangles?'
so there.
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24 hour time 
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I can't d/l attachments apparently.
Angela Harlem
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awwww.
i was saying hello to you.
"hi!!"
i was saying hello to you.
"hi!!"
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"Hi!"
If my Dad had not of thrown out our earphones which could also be used as a microhpone which my brother broke (he said the plastic bits "just bent and fell off by themselves" ) I could have said hello too
If my Dad had not of thrown out our earphones which could also be used as a microhpone which my brother broke (he said the plastic bits "just bent and fell off by themselves" ) I could have said hello too
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Salome
you are what you is
we need cans and a piece of string
:yesh:
:yesh:
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Salome said:
Mullen-Girl
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Yeah some really looooooooong string
OP
OP
Popmartijn
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With lots of branches
Mullen-Girl
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Branches? LOL
Angela Harlem
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...to reach many people at the same time...
Mullen-Girl
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Oh!!! 
Man i'm worried about myself...i'm really slow! I just figured out that Mr. Baw is married to Bono's American Wife lmao 
Man i'm worried about myself...i'm really slow! I just figured out that Mr. Baw is married to Bono's American Wife lmao
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When we did that at school we used yoghurt pots instead of tin cans.
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Mullen-Girl said:Oh!!!
easytiger
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I must say that when I saw the title of this thread, it reminded me of the detachable penis song 
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JessicaAnn
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Detachable Penis Song
I can't say that I am familiar with that one.
I can't say that I am familiar with that one.
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easytiger said:I must say that when I saw the title of this thread, it reminded me of the detachable penis song
We need the lyrics if we are going to have a sing-along.
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"Detachable Penis" by King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on.
I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for a while, then out]
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on.
I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for a while, then out]
fah
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Ok everybody, join hands
Salome
you are what you is
perhaps a moment of silence would also be good
easytiger
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We're gonna go go go...
fah
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